Florida Man who Can’t Swim Steals Jetski and Tries to Float Away Since He Couldn’t Drive it

June 19 Florida Man Ormond Beach, FL – Florida Man stole a jet ski from an unidentified victim on June 6. However, FM was unable to figure out how to drive the watercraft so he tried to float away instead. The Ormond Bay Police Department quickly rushed to the scene and found 48-year-old Ronald Williams,…

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Florida Man Buys Meth, Calls Cops To Confirm If Legit, Gets Arrested for Possession

Spring Hill, FL — Florida Man doubted the legitimacy of the methamphetamine he bought from a bar, so he decided to ask the police to confirm if the meth was real.  The suspect, identified as 41-year-old Thomas Colucci, allegedly tried some of his newly acquired meth and was disappointed with the high so wanted to…

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Florida Man Teen Accidentally Shoots Himself with Stolen Gun, Arrested After Calling Cops

June 16 Florida Man Lakeland County FL- A string of car robberies was reported to have occurred on June 14th, 2022 in Lakeland County. At 9:11pm on Wednesday, June 15th a call came in to 911 reporting an accidental shooting. Upon arrival, Police found an injured teen suffering from a single gunshot wound to the…

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Florida Man with 18 Felonies Arrested in Mud after Hijacking Street Sweeper

Daytona Beach, FL – Florida Man and police officer fell into a mud-filled ditch during a chase after FL hijacked a street sweeper on June 13. The suspect reportedly stole the street sweeper in an armed carjacking in Daytona Beach. A BOLO (Be-On-The-Lookout) was issued for Florida Man, describing him as a “light-skinned black male…

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Florida man’s flight path spells out “Gay Loser” from satellite photo

Plant City, FL — A Florida Man’s flight path reads “Gay Loser” from a satellite snapshot, as he flew it around Plant City, FL, on Friday night. See reason below. The unidentified Floridian reportedly left the tarmac at 9:38 PM and flew in circles (literally) for roughly two and a half hours. The aircraft, which…

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Florida Man reports stolen Maserati….. after leaving the key fob inside the car.

Parkland, FL – A 59-year-old Florida Man reported his car missing on June 04 after he realized it was missing when he went outside to walk his dog. According to the victim, he last saw the 2021 Gray Maserati in his driveway the day before.  However, once the investigation was ongoing, the victim realized that…

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Florida Man Arrested After Calling 911 to Get Ride to Hooters

A Florida man wanted to go to Hooters so badly that authorities say he told 911 dispatchers he needed a ride to the restaurant because his grandmother had just suffered a stroke in the parking lot. Instead, 28-year-old Jonathan Hinkle got a ride to the Brevard County Jail Tuesday night. Hinkle made the call back…

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Man flashes teens, jumps in lake, hides under dock to avoid arrest.

Gross… Clermont, FL – A Florida man was arrested after he exposed himself to two teenage girls and jumped in a Florida lake to avoid arrest. 74-year-old Florida man was arrested by Clermont police after he exposed himself to two 13-year-olds before jumping into Lake Minneola and hiding under a boat dock to evade arrest. According…

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Florida man charged with pouring ketchup on girlfriend while she slept

PINELLAS PARK, Fla. (AP) — A Florida man is facing a misdemeanor charge for allegedly pouring ketchup on his girlfriend while she slept. Court documents show that the Florida Man is facing a first-degree misdemeanor domestic battery charge for the encounter that took place last Sunday. According to an arrest report, FM’s girlfriend of 11…

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Famed Florida Trump hater banned from pool after calling Biden critic a ‘fat slob’

He went off the deep end. A Florida man famed for his intense loathing of former President Donald Trump has been banned from a community pool after berating a woman for her “Joe Biden Sucks” T-shirt, according to a report. Ed McGinty, 74, has long been known in The Villages for plastering his golf cart…

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Florida Man Arrested for Battery by Pizza

Some people may live by the credo that no time is a bad time for pizza, but apparently Florida law says otherwise. The Florida man, a 50-year-old from Treasure Island, was arrested last week for throwing a slice of pizza at his roommate.  On June 3, Plunkett began arguing with Brenda Fiejdasz about pizza inside the…

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Florida man crashes into FedEx truck while receiving a blowjob.

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. – Two people inside an SUV were discovered naked after a crash between the vehicle and a FedEx truck Thursday evening and it’s what was going on inside that may have caused the collision, according to officials. At the time of the crash, the woman inside the SUV was performing oral sex…

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‘I will hit you:’ Florida man, 77, punches friend, 84, over golf etiquette at The Villages, deputies say

An argument between two men on the green at The Villages over golf etiquette led to one of them facing a battery charge, according to Sumter County deputies.Florida Man, 77, entered a not guilty plea for his alleged crime against his 84-year-old friend, court documents filed in late May confirmed. According to an arrest affidavit,…

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Forida Man Gets Angry after Child Eats all Cheez-Its and Drinks all the Tea, Gets Arrested

A St. Johns County man was arrested Wednesday after police say he struck a child for “eating all the Cheez-Its and drinking all the tea.” The Florida man, 58, of St. Augustine, faces a charge of cruelty toward a child after a St. Johns County Sheriff’s Office deputy responded to a call to his home in…

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Florida Man Killed by Gator while Trying to Retrieve Frisbee

TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) — Authorities are investigating a possible gator attack that left a man dead at a park in Largo. The Largo Police Department responded to the incident, which occurred Tuesday morning on Taylor Lake at John S. Taylor Park, 1100 8th Ave S.W. Police said the man’s death was being investigated as a…

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Florida man blows himself up at graduation party – Witnesses say he didn’t have explosives and don’t know how he did it.

DELAND, Fla. — A DeLand-area man was killed early Monday. Officials say 51-year-old Florida man died in an apparent accidental explosion at a bonfire during an outdoor party. The sheriff’s office and the state fire marshal are investigating. “There’s been an accident. He’s dead. There’s somebody dead,” a 911 caller said. A graduation party at…

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‘I was smoking my meth pipe’: Florida man totals tractor-trailer during delivery shopping center

HAINES CITY, Fla. – A tractor-trailer delivery driver is facing possession of methamphetamine charges after crashing into the back of a Publix shopping center in Haines City on Thursday afternoon.  The Florida Man, 51, of Cape Coral, was making a delivery in the back of the shopping center when his truck tore an awning off…

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Florida Man parks in handicap spot at McDonald’s, gets beaten up by other Florida Man

Englewood, FL – A man was arrested after attacking an unsuspecting motorist parked in a handicap spot at a South Florida McDonald’s. On May 18th, 36-year-old Florida man attacked a man sitting in a parked car at the McDonald’s on S. McCall Road in Englewood around 1:40 p.m. According to the Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office, a woman told…

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Naked Florida man arrested at McDonalds after taking bite out of police. While at the hospital he was handcuffed to a bed and defecated on himself.

A naked man spotted lurking in the parking lot of the McDonalds restaurant in Leesburg was arrested after taking a bite out of police officers who tried to remove him from the premises. The restaurant’s manager called the Leesburg Police Department after spotting the man in the wee hours Thursday morning, according to an arrest…

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Florida Man Arrested During Traffic Stop With Enough Fentanyl To Kill 10,000 People

A Florida man, who is a convicted felon, is in jail, and his drugs are off the streets after a routine traffic stop for blowing a stop sign. The Florida man, 39, of Naples, was arrested Wednesday with enough fentanyl to kill nearly 10,000 people. At approximately 7:48 p.m., FM was driving when CCSO deputies…

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