Florida Man breaks into house, eats salad, masturbates, plays with toy helicopter

If you’re at home and hear a mysterious “fapfapfap” noise, it might be a helicopter outside — or it might be this guy. Florida Man, 23, broke into a home in St. Augustine, Fla. Wednesday and was about to masturbate when he got distracted by a green remote-controlled helicopter, according to a St. Johns County…

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