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September
Florida Man In His Underwear Hits Deputy In Face With Bible, Screams “I CONDEMN YOU,” Shits Himself
September 28

OCALA, Fla. (WCJB) -Marion county deputies arrested a man wearing nothing but his underwear, in connection to a burglary in Ocala. According to the arrest report, a homeowner said the 39-year-old Florida Man admitted to breaking into the man’s home….

September
Naked Florida man chases people and cops around Chic-Fil A parking lot telling them they’re gay for looking at his penis
September 25

A Palm Coast Florida man stripped naked, chased two unwitting strangers around a Chick-fil-A parking lot, then yelled for responding deputies to look at his genitals early Monday morning, according to a Flagler County Sheriff’s Office report. This Florida Man,…

September
Florida Man goes berserk, shouting “All hail Donald Trump”, following hit-and-run crash on his wedding day
September 3

SEPTEMBER 3–After fleeing from the scene of an auto crash he caused, a 25-year-old Florida Man motorist–who was married earlier in the day and appeared under the influence–declared “All hail Donald Trump” before scuffling with Florida jailers who sought to…

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June
Florida Man who Can’t Swim Steals Jetski and Tries to Float Away Since He Couldn’t Drive it
June 19

June 19 Florida Man Ormond Beach, FL – Florida Man stole a jet ski from an unidentified victim on June 6. However, FM was unable...

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June
Florida Man Buys Meth, Calls Cops To Confirm If Legit, Gets Arrested for Possession
June 18

Spring Hill, FL — Florida Man doubted the legitimacy of the methamphetamine he bought from a bar, so he decided to ask the police to...

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June
Florida Man Teen Accidentally Shoots Himself with Stolen Gun, Arrested After Calling Cops
June 16

June 16 Florida Man Lakeland County FL- A string of car robberies was reported to have occurred on June 14th, 2022 in Lakeland County. At...

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