September

Missing Florida Man tried to ride Jet Ski to Bahamas despite ongoing hurricane

A man who may have been attempting to ride a Jet Ski from Pompano Beach to the Bahamas is missing, the Broward Sheriff’s Office said. Authorities are trying to find the 52-year-old man, Charles Walker, who was last seen about…

Florida Man Substitute Teacher Gives 6th Grade Homework Assignment Pushing Election Fraud Claims

Today’s lesson is how the Big Lie made it onto a world history study sheet handed out by a substitute teacher in the sixth grade at the R. Dan Nolan Middle School in Bradenton, Florida, on Wednesday. It was a…

‘Gator got my arm’: Florida Man survives 3 days lost in the woods after alligator attack

MYAKKA CITY, Fla. — For the first time we are hearing from the man who lost his arm in an alligator attack in Myakka City earlier this summer.  Eric Merda who’s still adjusting to life with one arm, says he…

Florida Man In His Underwear Hits Deputy In Face With Bible, Screams “I CONDEMN YOU,” Shits Himself

OCALA, Fla. (WCJB) -Marion county deputies arrested a man wearing nothing but his underwear, in connection to a burglary in Ocala. According to the arrest report, a homeowner said the 39-year-old Florida Man admitted to breaking into the man’s home….

Naked Florida man chases people and cops around Chic-Fil A parking lot telling them they’re gay for looking at his penis

A Palm Coast Florida man stripped naked, chased two unwitting strangers around a Chick-fil-A parking lot, then yelled for responding deputies to look at his genitals early Monday morning, according to a Flagler County Sheriff’s Office report. This Florida Man,…

Florida Man goes berserk, shouting “All hail Donald Trump”, following hit-and-run crash on his wedding day

SEPTEMBER 3–After fleeing from the scene of an auto crash he caused, a 25-year-old Florida Man motorist–who was married earlier in the day and appeared under the influence–declared “All hail Donald Trump” before scuffling with Florida jailers who sought to…