Florida man accused of setting his own truck on fire to give deputies ‘something to do’

OKALOOSA COUNTY, Fla. – A Florida man sent his own truck up in flames because he wanted to give deputies “something to do,” according to the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office. Deputies said they received reports of a loud explosion on Mare Creek Road in Crestview on Dec. 18 and found a 2002 Chevrolet Silverado fully…

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Florida man gets kicked off flight for attempting to wear woman’s red thong as face mask

FORT LAUDERDALE — A Florida man said he was kicked off a United Airlines flight for using women’s underwear as a face mask. The Florida Man (FM), of Cape Coral, told WFTX he believes the rule requiring to wear face masks on a plane is silly, so he opted to follow the rule in a…

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Florida Man Makes Himself A Tostada While Robbing Taco Bell

OYNTON BEACH (CBSMiami) – South Florida police are searching for a man who was captured on video helping himself to a snack as he robbed a Taco Bell in the Boynton Beach Mall. They believe he is responsible for at least two burglaries here within the past month. Turns out this crook not only went…

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Florida man driving with clown mannequin had live grenade in pickup

BUNNELL, Fla. — A Florida man who was driving with a clown mannequin is accused of having a live grenade in the back of his pickup, authorities said. This Florida Man 65, of Palatka, was charged with driving with an expired license for more than six months, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of a firearm,…

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Florida Man arrested for having sex with stuffed Olaf snowman inside Target

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. – A Florida man was arrested Tuesday after being caught have sex with a stuffed animal inside Target. Witnesses told police they saw Cody Meader, 20, take a large Olaf from “Frozen” off the store shelves at a St. Petersburg location and begin to “dry hump” the toy. The police report claims Meader ejaculated on the…

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Florida man accused of using Kool-Aid packets to steal nearly $1K in Walmart merchandise

NORTH NAPLES, Fla. – A Naples man was arrested Sunday after using a Kool-Aid packet to steal nearly $1,000 worth of merchandise from a North Naples Walmart. The Florida Man, 37, was arrested and charged with grand theft and shoplifting after deputies said he hid a Kool-Aid packet in his hand while scanning expensive items…

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Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as ID After His Car Catches Fire at Taco Bell

Tacos are not recognized as legal forms of identification in the state of Florida [insert bad joke about immigration laws here]. Florida man found out the hard way after he passed out drunk in the drive-thru of a Jensen Beach Taco Bell and his car caught fire [insert bad joke about Taco Bell’s fire sauce…

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Florida Man In His Underwear Hits Deputy In Face With Bible, Screams “I CONDEMN YOU,” Shits Himself

OCALA, Fla. (WCJB) -Marion county deputies arrested a man wearing nothing but his underwear, in connection to a burglary in Ocala. According to the arrest report, a homeowner said the 39-year-old Florida Man admitted to breaking into the man’s home. He stole clothes among other things. When deputies arrived on scene last Tuesday, FM became…

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Naked Florida man chases people and cops around Chic-Fil A parking lot telling them they’re gay for looking at his penis

A Palm Coast Florida man stripped naked, chased two unwitting strangers around a Chick-fil-A parking lot, then yelled for responding deputies to look at his genitals early Monday morning, according to a Flagler County Sheriff’s Office report. This Florida Man, 30, of Princess Rose Drive, was charged with disorderly conduct-breach of peace and resisting arrest.…

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Florida Man goes berserk, shouting “All hail Donald Trump”, following hit-and-run crash on his wedding day

SEPTEMBER 3–After fleeing from the scene of an auto crash he caused, a 25-year-old Florida Man motorist–who was married earlier in the day and appeared under the influence–declared “All hail Donald Trump” before scuffling with Florida jailers who sought to restrain him, according to court records. Police charge that Florida Man was driving the wrong way…

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Florida man claiming to be Alice in Wonderland says ‘hookah-smoking caterpillar’ told him to destroy liquor store with forklift: Cops

CRESTVIEW, Fla. — A Florida man arrested for destroying a liquor store under construction told police he was Alice in Wonderland and that a “hookah-smoking caterpillar” ordered him to attack the site. Crestview police said in a post on Facebook that the FLorida man is accused of breaking into a fenced-in area and using a…

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Florida Man causes $100k in damage to Walmart liquor store under construction with hotwired forklift; gives police his name as “Alice Wonderland” and says a hookah-smoking caterpillar told him to do it

CRESTVIEW, Florida (WKRG) — According to Crestview police, a 32-year old Freeport man is in custody following a Saturday night rampage. The rampage caused more than $100,000 in damage to the liquor store under construction at the Crestview Wal-mart and to construction equipment. Around 9:10 p.m. the suspect, Florida Man, used a forklift to damage…

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Florida man bites off friend’s ear in fight over woman in wheelbarrow

A Florida man is accused of biting off part of a man’s ear during a fight over a mutual friend he was pushing in a wheelbarrow. The group of friends were on vacation in the Florida Keys when authorities say a woman passed out at a marina in the early hours of Thursday morning. James…

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Florida man jailed after dispute over hedgehog leads to armed confrontation

GREENACRES, Fla. – A South Florida man was arrested on aggravated assault charges after he armed himself with a machete and a baseball bat during a dispute with his son about a hedgehog, authorities said. The Florida man, 53, was walking outside his Greenacres home Sunday, pushing a wheelchair with a baseball bat and a…

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Florida Man armed with a live alligator chases people all over a convenience store, screaming: “Y’all ain’t out of beer, are ya?”

A Facebook video shows a Florida man chasing people in a Jacksonville convenience store wielding a live alligator. The Florida man yells “ya’ll aint out of beer are ya? Is he taking the last bit of beer? You aren’t taking the last bit of beer are you?” First Coast News reached out to the man who posted…

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Florida man robs bank, strips naked, then runs down the street throwing stolen money everywhere.

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) — Authorities in Florida say they arrested a Florida man who robbed a bank, stripped naked and ran down the street throwing stolen money — a spectacle that he somehow thought would jump-start his career as a comedian. Instead, the FBI says this 25-year-old Florida Man is charged with bank robbery.…

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Florida man steals alligator from mini golf course, tries throwing it on roof of nearby bar

DAYTONA BEACH SHORES, Fla. (AP) — A Florida man told police officers he was “teaching it a lesson” when he tried to throw a live alligator he had stolen from a miniature golf course onto the roof of a beachside cocktail lounge, authorities said. The 32-year-old man was arrested early Thursday when Daytona Beach Shores…

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After failing to capture alligator on its own, Chicago hires Florida Man, who catches it in less than 24 hours

CHICAGO — The search for an elusive alligator in the Humboldt Park Lagoon is over. Eight days after it was first spotted, the reptile was captured overnight less than 24 hours after the city hired a expert from Florida to find it. Frank Robb was brought in after several attempts to capture it failed. “I…

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Florida Man brings AR-15 to a crowded beach, tells cops he’s just ‘goin’ fishing’

CLEARWATER BEACH — Florida Man trudged over the crowded sugar sand, between sunbathers on beach towels and water-winged kids digging with plastic shovels. A few people peered at him from behind sunglasses. What was he doing? “Livin’ that dream,” he told anyone who engaged with him on a recent Monday. “Livin’ that Florida dream.” In…

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Florida man didn’t drink while driving, only while stopped at traffic lights

JULY 10–An inebriated motorist assured Florida police that he was not drinking while driving, but only swigging from a bottle of Jim Beam bourbon when his vehicle paused at stop signs and traffic signals, according to a police report. This Florida man, 69, was arrested two weeks ago for driving his Mercury Grand Marquis while under the…

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