Florida Man rigs gas pump to distribute free gas. Leaves with almost 200 gallons of gas destined for the black market.

MIAMI, Fla. – An Orlando man is under arrest after police say he installed a device on a gas pump in Miami and then filled up with almost 200 gallons of gas without paying. According to investigators, Florida Man, 29, on Friday, April 15, is seen arriving at the Chevron Gas Station at 7300 West Flagler…

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Florida Man attacked and killed by pet Cassowaries. Becomes first human killed by the species since 1926.

There will be colorful macaws, lithe lemurs and cackling Kookaburras for sale at an event billed by organizers as “the dispersal of the animal estate of Marvin Hajos.” But the animal that is likely to get the most attention is the giant bird that killed a Florida Man this month. That bird — a hulking, flightless cassowary with a…

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Florida man encases self in concrete at governor’s mansion

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. – A Florida man encased himself in concrete Friday outside the Governor’s Mansion in the state capital apparently to protest prison conditions related to the coronavirus. Tallahassee police spokesman Kevin Bradshaw said the man, identified as 28-year-old Florida man, put PVC pipes horizontally into two 55-gallon plastic drums filled with concrete, with some…

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Florida Man accused of exposing himself, Masturbating at Wawa gas station in St. Pete

ST PETERSBURG, Fla. (WFLA) — A Clearwater man was arrested Friday night for exposing himself at a Wawa in St. Petersburg, according to police. St. Petersburg police said Florida Man, 39, was driving around the gas station on 4th Street North before he pulled up alongside a person at the gas pumps. FM then masturbated…

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Florida man accused of firing urine-filled squirt gun at woman

GULFPORT, Fla. (AP) — Authorities in Florida say a 71-year-old Florida man filled a squirt gun with urine and sprayed a woman who was walking her dog. Gulfport police said in an arrest report that the Florida Man approached the woman on Sunday and squirted her several times with urine. The report says the Florida…

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Shirtless Florida man accused of breaking into restaurant to steal lava cake, cobbler & ice cream

Lake County deputies said a shirtless Florida man broke into a closed restaurant Thursday and helped himself to some desserts. Deputies said a security camera showed the Florida Man, 42, burglarizing the Red Wing Restaurant in Groveland. The restaurant’s owner told police that FM broke into the restaurant through a back porch screen. The Florida…

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Florida man threatened to destroy town with army of turtles

BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. – A Florida man yelling obscenities, calling himself a saint and threatening to send his turtle army to destroy everyone has been arrested, according to an affidavit from the Indialantic Police Department. Officers responded to at least seven calls about disturbances at Starbucks Coffee, Surfanista Café and Sassy Granny’s Smoothies along N. Miramar…

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Florida Man Dies As He And Another Man Took Turns Shooting Each Other While Wearing Body Armor

A 16-year-old was killed as he and another teen took turns firing guns at each other while wearing body armor, according to police in Florida. The shooter and another teen have been arrested in connection with the death. Joshua Vining and Colton Whitler, both 17, were arrested Thursday, the Belleview Police Department said in a press…

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Drunk, shirtless Florida man arrested after eating spaghetti by hand at Olive Garden & asking what genitals an employee had

NAPLES, Fla. – Nothing will come between a Florida man and his spaghetti; not even a fork. Police in Naples were called to the local Olive Garden Sunday after reports that a man was causing a disturbance. When the cops arrived, they found Ben Padgett, 32, sitting shirtless near the front door and eating spaghetti with his…

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Florida man tells cops the ‘fake urine’ he’s carrying around is NOT for his work drug test. Instead, it’s for ‘role play’ activities he and his wife enjoy.

ST. LUCIE COUNTY — A Florida man arrested after a traffic crash explained that fake urine found in his vehicle was for “role play” that he and his wife enjoy, according to an affidavit. This Florida Man, 29, gave the explanation to St. Lucie County sheriff’s investigators after a March 12 crash at Kings Highway and…

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Florida Man Arrested After Calling Police to Test His Meth to Ensure Its Authenticity

Florida man was arrested after calling 911 to report his recently purchased methamphetamine was fake. He asked the police to test it for authenticity, then bust the dealer who sold it to him. Instead, the caller, identified as Florida Man, was arrested. The Hernando County Sheriff’s Office said deputies were dispatched a Spring Hill home…

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Florida man Tries to Board a Plane With a Rocket Launcher

ALLENTOWN, Pa. (AP) — A Florida man’s plans to bring a military rocket-propelled grenade launcher back home were shot down after security screeners at a Pennsylvania airport spotted the non-functioning weapon in his checked bag. The Transportation Security Administration says the unassembled parts of the launcher and a replica grenade were found on Monday when…

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Nearly naked Florida Man seen riding a bicycle backwards down the freeway in traffic

The semi-nude Florida Man cyclist has struck again. A man wearing a headband, hot pink socks and sneakers and we believe a thong was spotted riding a bicycle backwards Sunday on Interstate 95 “He coming. Watching this s—,’’ said the driver in a video he recorded of the bicycle man. Laughing in the video, he…

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Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza

A Florida man accused of threatening his family by texting them Coldplay lyrics, and warning them of retribution from his “Nazi prison associates” was persuaded by police to end a standoff in return for a fresh slice of pizza, reports say. The Florida Man, under the belief that SWAT team negotiators were ready to hand him one…

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Florida man arrested for trying to pay bar tab with a rock, and pulling out a briefcase and saying “This briefcase either contains either a bomb or a baby”.

A judge has ordered a psychiatric examination for a Florida man who allegedly tried to pay a bar tab with a rock, and then made a bogus bomb threat. Cops in Tallahassee, Florida say that on Wednesday, FM, 24, visited the 4th Quarter Bar & Grill and rung up a $10 tab. When it came…

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Florida man and his two friends rob a drug store of $320,000 in pills, take precautions like wearing surgical gloves so they don’t leave prints, but toss empty pill bottles out the window of their getaway car, which the cops follow like bread crumbs to their front door

CLEARWATER — The three men who held up a CVS Pharmacy on New Year’s Day planned their moves meticulously. The robbers hit at 5 a.m. They wore blue surgical gloves so they wouldn’t leave prints. They waved guns at employees and bound several of them with zip ties. Detectives would later review store surveillance video…

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Florida Man in dog costume filmed himself having sex with Siberian husky

A Florida man has admitted recording himself performing sex acts on his Siberian husky while wearing a dog costume — and posting the revolting footage online, authorities said. This Florida man, 21, of Oldsmar, is facing charges of aggravated animal cruelty and 10 counts of prohibition of certain acts in connection with obscene materials after his…

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Florida Man Throws Aligator Into Wendy’s For Incorrect Nugget Amount

Gator wasn’t on the menu but one did make an appearance inside a Wendy’s just east of Loxahatchee in Royal Palm Beach. And it wasn’t by choice. A Jupiter man threw it through the restaurant’s drive-thru window, according to a Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission incident report. It happened in October, but the suspect was…

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Florida Man Steals Car which then gets Catapulted into house by a train, He then tells Police he is looking for his car

Florida man has been accused of stealing a car that was ultimately hit by a train and catapulted into a nearby home, police said. The man, Bradford Weitzel, has since been arrested on charges of grand theft and criminal mischief. The Martin County Sheriff’s Office said in a public Facebook post that Weitzel stole the…

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Florida Man hacks bank, tries to steal $7 billion because “Jesus wanted him to be rich’

LAKELAND, Fla. — An unemployed Lakeland Florida man has entered a guilty plea on charges he made $7 billion in fraudulent wire transfers because Jesus wanted him to be wealthy, court documents say. In a heavily redacted criminal complaint, a Florida Man (FM) was accused of setting up the wire transfers on Dec. 9 and…

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