Florida Man Busted for Disability Fraud After Posting Weightlifting Pictures Online

A veteran received disability after claiming he couldn’t so much as lift 10 pounds. Then he got busted after posting pictures of himself weightlifting online. According to the United States Department of Justice’s website, 36-year-old Florida man of Port St. Lucie, Fla., received over $245,000 in disability payments from the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs…

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Florida man drew up a fake pardon from President Trump to avoid federal fraud charges & deed himself properties that belonged to Jeffrey Epstein.

A Florida man from the Pinellas beaches fabricated a fake pardon from former President Donald Trump as authorities investigated him in connection with a number of fraud cases, the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Tampa reported this week. The Florida man (FM), 22, of North Redington Beach, is facing charges of wire fraud, bank fraud and…

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Florida Man In An Ape Mask Busted Laundromat Coin Machine With Sledgehammer for $800 in Coins

A Florida man and woman who entered an Englewood, Florida, laundromat and smashed a coin machine with sledgehammer on May 8, are now in custody, according to deputies. Investigators say approximately 10:45 pm on Sunday, May 8; the pair entered a laundromat in Englewood; the male was wearing an ape mask and wielding a sledgehammer,…

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Florida Man Arrested After Repeatedly Calling 911 and asking them to arrest Joe Biden

Florida Man May 16.

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Florida man and his buddies dress up like cops to rob and shoot drug dealers

 Four men are accused of dressing up like cops while robbing and shooting people who they believed were drug dealers, including in Hillsborough and Pasco counties, according to the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Middle District of Florida. The men were indicted by a federal grand jury in April Source

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A passenger with no flying experience landed a plane in a Florida airport after the pilot became incapacitated

“I have no idea how to fly the airplane.” The pilot on his single-engine Cessna 208 had “gone incoherent,” the passenger was telling air traffic controllers Tuesday afternoon, according to audio from LiveATC.net. It was, he stressed, a “serious situation.” Air Traffic Controller Robert Morgan, a certified flight instructor, was on a break when the…

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‘F*** It, I’m Drunk, Take Me To Jail’: Florida Man Crashes Lawn Mower Into Police Car

HAINES CITY (CBSMiami)- Police officers have to worry about people driving under the influence or boating under the influence, but now, they’ll have to look out for those lawn mowing under the influence. On May 5, one Florida man was charged with a DUI, or in this case an ‘LUI’,  after he allegedly drove his…

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Florida Man Fails To Out swim Deputies After Failed Boat Theft

SARASOTA COUNTY, FL. – The Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office arrested a Florida man Thursday for an attempted boat theft after the Aviation and K-9 Units helped track him down in the Intercoastal Waterway. Just after 1:00 a.m. on May 5, deputies responded to a report of an unknown man attempting to steal a boat docked…

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Florida Man hits Armadillo crossing the street leading to deadly crash

ZEPHYRHILLS, Fla. — Florida Highway Patrol troopers say an armadillo caused a deadly crash Thursday night in Pasco County. It happened around 10:20 p.m. at Eiland Boulevard near Handcart Road in Zephyrhills. Troopers say a 45-year-old Florida man was riding his motorcycle northbound on Eiland Boulevard when an armadillo crossed into his path. The driver hit the…

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Fugitive Florida man on bike hoped ‘hideous’ blonde wig disguise would help him evade deputies

A Florida man wanted on drug charges didn’t quite prove himself as a “Master of Deception” when he was arrested last week in a “hideous” blonde wig while trying to pedal his way past police capture, authorities said. Florida Man (FM) was busted on his bicycle as he tried to ride through a perimeter police had set…

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Florida Man was arrested for battering his ex-boyfriend during an early morning confrontation about circumcised penises.

A 28-year-old Florida Man was arrested yesterday for allegedly battering his ex-boyfriend during a predawn confrontation about penises, according to a criminal complaint. Cops report that Florida Man–who shares a St. Petersburg residence with the 37-year-old victim–woke up his ex at 5:15 AM and confronted the victim for “not having any compassion for [FM’s] desire…

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Florida Man gets Arrested after he Invites Police to Smoke Weed with him While he Shows Off his Marijuana Plant

BUNNELL, Fla. (CBSMiami/CNN) – A Florida man is under arrest after proudly showing off his marijuana plant to police and even inviting them to ‘smoke a bowl’ with him. It happened in the town of Bunnell, on the east coast of Florida between St. Augustine and Daytona Beach. Deputies say Florida man was wearing a…

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Florida Man takes $700,000+ Ford GT supercar for a drive and almost immediately crashes it. In addition, it was not registered or insured and he had a suspended driver’s license.

A Florida Man Ford GT owner in Boca Raton, Florida crashed his recently purchased supercar into a tree Friday evening because he was “unfamiliar with how to drive stick shift,” police say. The driver, a 50-year-old Florida Man (FM), told cops he lost control after downshifting while leaving his housing development at around 6 p.m, a police…

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Florida Man’s cell phone found videotaping toilet in Miami supermarket

MIAMI, FL – An employee of a South Florida supermarket has been arrested after he allegedly placed his cell phone near a toilet to record a woman he escorted to the store’s private bathroom.  Police were called to the Presidente Supermarket in Miami on Thursday after a female victim told police that she asked an…

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Florida Man Arrested For Practicing Karate By Kicking Swans In The Head

Last week the Orlando Sentinel reported that Orlando Police arrested a 34-year-old Florida Man for allegedly ‘practicing karate’ on swans at Lake Eola Park. Your favorite online karate magazine has the details. An arrest affidavit, from the Circuit Court of Orange County, Fl, states that police were called to Lake Eola at around 9:30am on April 26th after…

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Florida Man arrested for attempted overthrow of Venezuelan government 

MIAMI (AP) — The plan was simple, but perilous. Some 300 heavily armed volunteers would sneak into Venezuela from the northern tip of South America. Along the way, they would raid military bases in the socialist country and ignite a popular rebellion that would end in President Nicolás Maduro’s arrest. What could go wrong? As…

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Florida Man and Woman find eight foot long alligator hiding in their garage drinking Diet Coke

COLLIER COUNTY, Fla. (WSVN) — A Florida couple said an unwelcome scaly visitor made its way inside their garage. The Florida Man and Woman said they were watching TV in their Collier County home on Wednesday night when they heard what they thought was a car accident. “The crash was so big, like wicked,” said…

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Hand grenade found in center console of Florida Man’s car after DUI crash

TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) — A DUI investigation turned into a bomb situation in Wesley Chapel Friday night, according to the Florida Highway Patrol. Troopers said that around 8 p.m. Friday, A Florida Man, 53, of Lutz was driving under the influence when he changed lanes on SR 56 and hit another vehicle. An FHP report…

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Florida Man breaks into house, eats salad, masturbates, plays with toy helicopter

If you’re at home and hear a mysterious “fapfapfap” noise, it might be a helicopter outside — or it might be this guy. Florida Man, 23, broke into a home in St. Augustine, Fla. Wednesday and was about to masturbate when he got distracted by a green remote-controlled helicopter, according to a St. Johns County…

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FLORIDA MAN SHOOTS MAN IN ANKLE, BEATS HIM WITH GOLF CLUB FOR WALKING DOG ON  GOLF COURSE

DELRAY BEACH, Fla. — It was Sunday just before 7 p.m. when the peaceful quiet on the 15th hole of the Kings Point Golf Course was shattered by the sound of gunshots and retirees watching from their balconies were shocked to see a 74-year-old Florida man shooting at a dog-walking neighbor. Deputies arrived to find the victim,…

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