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Florida Man, what did you do in October?.. We’ve compiled the stupidest and the most outrageous crimes that the Florida Man did in October.

The “Florida Man Birthday Challenge” Is an internet trend where you can learn about the stupid and most outrageous crimes that the Florida Man did on your birthday. Here at Florida Man Headlines, we are constantly updating our database with hilarious stories of the Florida Man doing dumb things and archiving by date so you can easily find out what the Florida Man did on your birthday.

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October
Florida Man arrested for having sex with stuffed Olaf snowman inside Target
October 23

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. – A Florida man was arrested Tuesday after being caught have sex with a stuffed animal inside Target. Witnesses told police they saw Cody Meader, 20, take a large Olaf from “Frozen” off the store shelves at a St….

October
Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as ID After His Car Catches Fire at Taco Bell
October 10

Tacos are not recognized as legal forms of identification in the state of Florida [insert bad joke about immigration laws here]. Florida man found out the hard way after he passed out drunk in the drive-thru of a Jensen Beach…

October
Florida man driving with clown mannequin had live grenade in pickup
October 27

BUNNELL, Fla. — A Florida man who was driving with a clown mannequin is accused of having a live grenade in the back of his pickup, authorities said. This Florida Man 65, of Palatka, was charged with driving with an…

October
Florida man accused of using Kool-Aid packets to steal nearly $1K in Walmart merchandise
October 20

NORTH NAPLES, Fla. – A Naples man was arrested Sunday after using a Kool-Aid packet to steal nearly $1,000 worth of merchandise from a North Naples Walmart. The Florida Man, 37, was arrested and charged with grand theft and shoplifting…

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