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Florida Man, what did you do in October?.. We’ve compiled the stupidest and the most outrageous crimes that the Florida Man did in October.

The “Florida Man Birthday Challenge” Is an internet trend where you can learn about the stupid and most outrageous crimes that the Florida Man did on your birthday. Here at Florida Man Headlines, we are constantly updating our database with hilarious stories of the Florida Man doing dumb things and archiving by date so you can easily find out what the Florida Man did on your birthday.

Select your October birthday below to see the most ridiculous headlines from your special day. Let the hilarity ensue!

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