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May

Florida Man, what did you do in May?.. We’ve compiled the stupidest and the most outrageous crimes that the Florida Man did in May.

The “Florida Man Birthday Challenge” Is an internet trend where you can learn about the stupid and most outrageous crimes that the Florida Man did on your birthday. Here at Florida Man Headlines, we are constantly updating our database with hilarious stories of the Florida Man doing dumb things and archiving by date so you can easily find out what the Florida Man did on your birthday.

Select your May birthday below to see the most ridiculous headlines from Florida Man that day. Let the hilarity ensue!

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May
Florida Man Arrested For Practicing Karate By Kicking Swans In The Head
May 1

Last week the Orlando Sentinel reported that Orlando Police arrested a 34-year-old Florida Man for allegedly ‘practicing karate’ on swans at Lake Eola Park. Your favorite online karate magazine has the details. An arrest affidavit, from the Circuit Court of Orange County, Fl,…

May
Florida man drew up a fake pardon from President Trump to avoid federal fraud charges & deed himself properties that belonged to Jeffrey Epstein.
May 18

A Florida man from the Pinellas beaches fabricated a fake pardon from former President Donald Trump as authorities investigated him in connection with a number of fraud cases, the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Tampa reported this week. The Florida man…

May
Florida man blows himself up at graduation party – Witnesses say he didn’t have explosives and don’t know how he did it.
May 31

DELAND, Fla. — A DeLand-area man was killed early Monday. Officials say 51-year-old Florida man died in an apparent accidental explosion at a bonfire during an outdoor party. The sheriff’s office and the state fire marshal are investigating. “There’s been…

May
Florida Man gets Arrested after he Invites Police to Smoke Weed with him While he Shows Off his Marijuana Plant
May 3

BUNNELL, Fla. (CBSMiami/CNN) – A Florida man is under arrest after proudly showing off his marijuana plant to police and even inviting them to ‘smoke a bowl’ with him. It happened in the town of Bunnell, on the east coast…

May
Florida Man arrested for attempted overthrow of Venezuelan government 
May 1

MIAMI (AP) — The plan was simple, but perilous. Some 300 heavily armed volunteers would sneak into Venezuela from the northern tip of South America. Along the way, they would raid military bases in the socialist country and ignite a…

May
Florida Man was arrested for battering his ex-boyfriend during an early morning confrontation about circumcised penises.
May 4

A 28-year-old Florida Man was arrested yesterday for allegedly battering his ex-boyfriend during a predawn confrontation about penises, according to a criminal complaint. Cops report that Florida Man–who shares a St. Petersburg residence with the 37-year-old victim–woke up his ex…

May
Florida Man and Woman find eight foot long alligator hiding in their garage drinking Diet Coke
May 1

COLLIER COUNTY, Fla. (WSVN) — A Florida couple said an unwelcome scaly visitor made its way inside their garage. The Florida Man and Woman said they were watching TV in their Collier County home on Wednesday night when they heard…

May
A passenger with no flying experience landed a plane in a Florida airport after the pilot became incapacitated
May 11

“I have no idea how to fly the airplane.” The pilot on his single-engine Cessna 208 had “gone incoherent,” the passenger was telling air traffic controllers Tuesday afternoon, according to audio from LiveATC.net. It was, he stressed, a “serious situation.”…

May
Florida Man takes $700,000+ Ford GT supercar for a drive and almost immediately crashes it. In addition, it was not registered or insured and he had a suspended driver’s license.
May 2

A Florida Man Ford GT owner in Boca Raton, Florida crashed his recently purchased supercar into a tree Friday evening because he was “unfamiliar with how to drive stick shift,” police say. The driver, a 50-year-old Florida Man (FM), told cops he…

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June 19

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June 18

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June 16

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