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May

Florida Man Arrested During Traffic Stop With Enough Fentanyl To Kill 10,000 People
A Florida man, who is a convicted felon, is in jail, and his drugs are off the streets after a routine traffic stop for blowing a stop sign. The Florida man, 39, of Naples, was arrested Wednesday with enough fentanyl…

Florida Man Arrested For Practicing Karate By Kicking Swans In The Head
Last week the Orlando Sentinel reported that Orlando Police arrested a 34-year-old Florida Man for allegedly ‘practicing karate’ on swans at Lake Eola Park. Your favorite online karate magazine has the details. An arrest affidavit, from the Circuit Court of Orange County, Fl,…

Florida Man was arrested for battering his ex-boyfriend during an early morning confrontation about circumcised penises.
A 28-year-old Florida Man was arrested yesterday for allegedly battering his ex-boyfriend during a predawn confrontation about penises, according to a criminal complaint. Cops report that Florida Man–who shares a St. Petersburg residence with the 37-year-old victim–woke up his ex…

Florida Man gets Arrested after he Invites Police to Smoke Weed with him While he Shows Off his Marijuana Plant
BUNNELL, Fla. (CBSMiami/CNN) – A Florida man is under arrest after proudly showing off his marijuana plant to police and even inviting them to ‘smoke a bowl’ with him. It happened in the town of Bunnell, on the east coast…

Florida Man Killed by Gator while Trying to Retrieve Frisbee
TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) — Authorities are investigating a possible gator attack that left a man dead at a park in Largo. The Largo Police Department responded to the incident, which occurred Tuesday morning on Taylor Lake at John S. Taylor…

Naked Florida man arrested at McDonalds after taking bite out of police. While at the hospital he was handcuffed to a bed and defecated on himself.
A naked man spotted lurking in the parking lot of the McDonalds restaurant in Leesburg was arrested after taking a bite out of police officers who tried to remove him from the premises. The restaurant’s manager called the Leesburg Police…

‘F*** It, I’m Drunk, Take Me To Jail’: Florida Man Crashes Lawn Mower Into Police Car
HAINES CITY (CBSMiami)- Police officers have to worry about people driving under the influence or boating under the influence, but now, they’ll have to look out for those lawn mowing under the influence. On May 5, one Florida man was…

‘I was smoking my meth pipe’: Florida man totals tractor-trailer during delivery shopping center
HAINES CITY, Fla. – A tractor-trailer delivery driver is facing possession of methamphetamine charges after crashing into the back of a Publix shopping center in Haines City on Thursday afternoon. The Florida Man, 51, of Cape Coral, was making a…

Florida Man In An Ape Mask Busted Laundromat Coin Machine With Sledgehammer for $800 in Coins
A Florida man and woman who entered an Englewood, Florida, laundromat and smashed a coin machine with sledgehammer on May 8, are now in custody, according to deputies. Investigators say approximately 10:45 pm on Sunday, May 8; the pair entered…