March

Florida Man, what did you do in March?.. We’ve compiled the stupidest and the most outrageous crimes that the Florida Man did in March.

The “Florida Man Birthday Challenge” Is an internet trend where you can learn about the stupid and most outrageous crimes that the Florida Man did on your birthday. Here at Florida Man Headlines, we are constantly updating our database with hilarious stories of the Florida Man doing dumb things and archiving by date so you can easily find out what the Florida Man did on your birthday.

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March

Florida man tells cops the ‘fake urine’ he’s carrying around is NOT for his work drug test. Instead, it’s for ‘role play’ activities he and his wife enjoy.

March 26

ST. LUCIE COUNTY — A Florida man arrested after a traffic crash explained that fake urine found in his vehicle was for “role play” that he and his wife enjoy, according to an affidavit. This Florida Man, 29, gave the explanation…

March

Florida Man Arrested After Calling Police to Test His Meth to Ensure Its Authenticity

March 14

Florida man was arrested after calling 911 to report his recently purchased methamphetamine was fake. He asked the police to test it for authenticity, then bust the dealer who sold it to him. Instead, the caller, identified as Florida Man,…

March

Florida man Tries to Board a Plane With a Rocket Launcher

March 5

ALLENTOWN, Pa. (AP) — A Florida man’s plans to bring a military rocket-propelled grenade launcher back home were shot down after security screeners at a Pennsylvania airport spotted the non-functioning weapon in his checked bag. The Transportation Security Administration says…

March

Nearly naked Florida Man seen riding a bicycle backwards down the freeway in traffic

March 4

The semi-nude Florida Man cyclist has struck again. A man wearing a headband, hot pink socks and sneakers and we believe a thong was spotted riding a bicycle backwards Sunday on Interstate 95 “He coming. Watching this s—,’’ said the…

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