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July

Florida Man, what did you do in July?.. We’ve compiled the stupidest and the most outrageous crimes that the Florida Man did in July.

The “Florida Man Birthday Challenge” Is an internet trend where you can learn about the stupid and most outrageous crimes that the Florida Man did on your birthday. Here at Florida Man Headlines, we are constantly updating our database with hilarious stories of the Florida Man doing dumb things and archiving by date so you can easily find out what the Florida Man did on your birthday.

Select your July birthday below to see the most ridiculous headlines from Florida Man that day. Let the hilarity ensue!

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July
Florida man has greyhound training license suspended after 12 greyhounds test positive for cocaine.
July 1

At least 12 greyhound racing dogs in Florida have tested positive for cocaine, and their trainer has had his license suspended. It’s at least the second instance this year of racing greyhounds testing positive for cocaine. The dogs raced at Bestbet Orange…

July
Florida man didn’t drink while driving, only while stopped at traffic lights
July 10

JULY 10–An inebriated motorist assured Florida police that he was not drinking while driving, but only swigging from a bottle of Jim Beam bourbon when his vehicle paused at stop signs and traffic signals, according to a police report. This Florida man,…

July
Florida man robs bank, strips naked, then runs down the street throwing stolen money everywhere.
July 26

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) — Authorities in Florida say they arrested a Florida man who robbed a bank, stripped naked and ran down the street throwing stolen money — a spectacle that he somehow thought would jump-start his career as…

July
Florida Man brings AR-15 to a crowded beach, tells cops he’s just ‘goin’ fishing’
July 10

CLEARWATER BEACH — Florida Man trudged over the crowded sugar sand, between sunbathers on beach towels and water-winged kids digging with plastic shovels. A few people peered at him from behind sunglasses. What was he doing? “Livin’ that dream,” he…

July
Florida Man armed with a live alligator chases people all over a convenience store, screaming: “Y’all ain’t out of beer, are ya?”
July 27

A Facebook video shows a Florida man chasing people in a Jacksonville convenience store wielding a live alligator. The Florida man yells “ya’ll aint out of beer are ya? Is he taking the last bit of beer? You aren’t taking the last…

July
Florida man caught illegally feeding wild alligator resists arrest: “He’s a good boy…and he loves bagels”
July 3

A Florida man who allegedly resisted arrest after being caught illegally feeding an alligator named Hank in his neighborhood pond described the 10-foot beast as a “good boy” and a “good friend.” Paul Fortin, 67, was issued a citation by…

July
Florida Man goes fishing and catches a kilo of marijuana. Calls it “an early birthday gift from Pablo Escobar”
July 3

He was trolling along the weedline and discovered something fishy. Jorge Bustamante was looking for king fish or mahi mahi off Pompano Beach Monday but found a marijuana brick instead. South Floridians have a name for his unusual but not unheard of…

July
After failing to capture alligator on its own, Chicago hires Florida Man, who catches it in less than 24 hours
July 16

CHICAGO — The search for an elusive alligator in the Humboldt Park Lagoon is over. Eight days after it was first spotted, the reptile was captured overnight less than 24 hours after the city hired a expert from Florida to…

July
Florida man steals alligator from mini golf course, tries throwing it on roof of nearby bar
July 17

DAYTONA BEACH SHORES, Fla. (AP) — A Florida man told police officers he was “teaching it a lesson” when he tried to throw a live alligator he had stolen from a miniature golf course onto the roof of a beachside…

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