Florida Man, what did you do in July?.. We’ve compiled the stupidest and the most outrageous crimes that the Florida Man did in July.
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Florida man has greyhound training license suspended after 12 greyhounds test positive for cocaine.
At least 12 greyhound racing dogs in Florida have tested positive for cocaine, and their trainer has had his license suspended. It’s at least the second instance this year of racing greyhounds testing positive for cocaine. The dogs raced at Bestbet Orange…
Florida man didn’t drink while driving, only while stopped at traffic lights
JULY 10–An inebriated motorist assured Florida police that he was not drinking while driving, but only swigging from a bottle of Jim Beam bourbon when his vehicle paused at stop signs and traffic signals, according to a police report. This Florida man,…
Florida man robs bank, strips naked, then runs down the street throwing stolen money everywhere.
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) — Authorities in Florida say they arrested a Florida man who robbed a bank, stripped naked and ran down the street throwing stolen money — a spectacle that he somehow thought would jump-start his career as…
Florida Man brings AR-15 to a crowded beach, tells cops he’s just ‘goin’ fishing’
CLEARWATER BEACH — Florida Man trudged over the crowded sugar sand, between sunbathers on beach towels and water-winged kids digging with plastic shovels. A few people peered at him from behind sunglasses. What was he doing? “Livin’ that dream,” he…
Florida Man armed with a live alligator chases people all over a convenience store, screaming: “Y’all ain’t out of beer, are ya?”
A Facebook video shows a Florida man chasing people in a Jacksonville convenience store wielding a live alligator. The Florida man yells “ya’ll aint out of beer are ya? Is he taking the last bit of beer? You aren’t taking the last…
Florida man caught illegally feeding wild alligator resists arrest: “He’s a good boy…and he loves bagels”
A Florida man who allegedly resisted arrest after being caught illegally feeding an alligator named Hank in his neighborhood pond described the 10-foot beast as a “good boy” and a “good friend.” Paul Fortin, 67, was issued a citation by…
Florida Man goes fishing and catches a kilo of marijuana. Calls it “an early birthday gift from Pablo Escobar”
He was trolling along the weedline and discovered something fishy. Jorge Bustamante was looking for king fish or mahi mahi off Pompano Beach Monday but found a marijuana brick instead. South Floridians have a name for his unusual but not unheard of…
After failing to capture alligator on its own, Chicago hires Florida Man, who catches it in less than 24 hours
CHICAGO — The search for an elusive alligator in the Humboldt Park Lagoon is over. Eight days after it was first spotted, the reptile was captured overnight less than 24 hours after the city hired a expert from Florida to…
Florida man steals alligator from mini golf course, tries throwing it on roof of nearby bar
DAYTONA BEACH SHORES, Fla. (AP) — A Florida man told police officers he was “teaching it a lesson” when he tried to throw a live alligator he had stolen from a miniature golf course onto the roof of a beachside…