Florida Man, what did you do in July?.. We’ve compiled the stupidest and the most outrageous crimes that the Florida Man did in July.
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Florida Man Threatens To “Shoot Up & Burn Down” Subway When Told He Needed To Pay With Cash
A Florida man has been arrested after losing it in a Subway restaurant when he was told he would have to pay with cash for his footlong sandwich. On Tuesday, July 19, 2022, Deputy Rashard Fleming with the Suwannee County…
Florida Man Arrested for Selling $1 Billion in Fake Cisco Hardware on Amazon, eBay
A Miami-based CEO has been arrested for allegedly importing $1 billion worth of counterfeit Cisco equipment from China and then selling it on Amazon and eBay. The Justice Department announced(Opens in a new window) today that it had indicted 38-year-old…
FloridaMan drove stolen truck to Space Force base on Presidential Mission to warn of Aliens
BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. – An Ocala man was arrested Friday afternoon for allegedly driving a stolen truck to the Patrick Space Force Base in Brevard County on a mission from the president, according to the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office. An…
Florida man has greyhound training license suspended after 12 greyhounds test positive for cocaine.
At least 12 greyhound racing dogs in Florida have tested positive for cocaine, and their trainer has had his license suspended. It’s at least the second instance this year of racing greyhounds testing positive for cocaine. The dogs raced at Bestbet Orange…
Florida man wins DUI after driving scooter into Walmart shelves with open bottle of Vodka
MELBOURNE, Fla. – A 39-year-old man was arrested on allegations of driving a motorized scooter while drunk and crashing into shelves Sunday at a Walmart in Melbourne, police said. According to Melbourne police, the man was driving a Walmart scooter…
Florida man steals alligator from mini golf course, tries throwing it on roof of nearby bar
DAYTONA BEACH SHORES, Fla. (AP) — A Florida man told police officers he was “teaching it a lesson” when he tried to throw a live alligator he had stolen from a miniature golf course onto the roof of a beachside…
Florida man caught illegally feeding wild alligator resists arrest: “He’s a good boy…and he loves bagels”
A Florida man who allegedly resisted arrest after being caught illegally feeding an alligator named Hank in his neighborhood pond described the 10-foot beast as a “good boy” and a “good friend.” Paul Fortin, 67, was issued a citation by…
Florida Man goes fishing and catches a kilo of marijuana. Calls it “an early birthday gift from Pablo Escobar”
He was trolling along the weedline and discovered something fishy. Jorge Bustamante was looking for king fish or mahi mahi off Pompano Beach Monday but found a marijuana brick instead. South Floridians have a name for his unusual but not unheard of…
Florida man attacks a diner at restaurant with a FORK because of noisy kids
A disturbing incident occurred at a restaurant in Southwest Florida on Wednesday. According to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office, a man was arrested after he allegedly threatened a fellow diner with an eating utensil at a restaurant in an Estero…
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