January

Florida Man, what did you do in January?.. We’ve compiled the stupidest and the most outrageous crimes that the Florida Man did in January.

The “Florida Man Birthday Challenge” Is an internet trend where you can learn about the stupid and most outrageous crimes that the Florida Man did on your birthday. Here at Florida Man Headlines, we are constantly updating our database with hilarious stories of the Florida Man doing dumb things and archiving by date so you can easily find out what the Florida Man did on your birthday.

Select your January birthday below to see the most ridiculous headlines from Florida Man that day. Let the hilarity ensue!

Recent January Florida Man Posts

January

Florida man passes a joint to a cop while illegally parked in a handicapped spot with a gun in his car.

January 26

This Florida Man learned karma’s a bitch after parking in a handicap space, because cops busted him for gun and drug charges … as he was backing out of the spot. According to the police report, officers spotted the rapper’s Porsche…

January

Florida man arrested at Waffle House after bacon Tantrum

January 21

CAPE CORAL, Fla. – Cape Coral police officers arrested a Florida man at a Waffle House on Wednesday after they received calls about a disturbance. When officers arrived, they said they heard a man identified as 28-year-old Florda man yelling…

January

Florida Man Steals Floating Tiki Bar, Get Lost at Sea, Stays Warm by Lighting Fire to It and Gets Arrested by Coast Guard.

January 13

They say the early bird gets the worm, but sometimes he also gets arrested. On Jan. 13 at 8 a.m., the U.S. Coast Guard found a man slumped over the wheel of a stolen, floating tiki hut. The hut was…

January

Florida man chews up police car Seat after Cocaine Arrest

January 11

HOMESTEAD, Fla. — A Florida man was arrested Thursday night after more than 40 grams of cocaine were found in his possession during a traffic stop near in the Florida Keys, but not before he decided to eat part of the…

January

Florida Man Says the Three Syringes Found in His Rectum Weren’t His

January 9

A Clearwater, Florida man attempted a bold strategy after deputies discovered syringes in his rectum as he was being booked into the Pinellas County Jail.  He just told deputies they weren’t his.  The Pinella County Sheriff’s Office said this Florida…

January

Florida man awoke last Tuesday to discover another Florida man at the foot of his bed sucking on his toes

January 8

A snoozing Florida man received a very rude awakening on Christmas Eve — from a creepy burglar sucking on his toes. The startled Bradenton resident then asked the sicko what he was doing, to which the stranger replied that he…

January

Florida Man pretends to be prosecutor, tries to drop charges against himself

January 7

DAYTONA BEACH — This Florida Man (FM) came up with what appeared to be a sure fire way to win his criminal case in which he was accused of threatening or extorting Jon Hall Chevrolet, a report said. Florida man declined…

January

Florida Man Holding Nancy Pelosi’s Lecturn During Capital Riot Sentenced to Prison

January 6

WASHINGTON — A Florida man who bragged he “broke the internet” when he was photographed carrying House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s podium during the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol was sentenced to 75 days in prison on Friday. The…

January

74-year-old Florida man chased 2 people with knife while riding electric scooter

January 5

BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. – A 74-year-old Florida man is accused of chasing two people with a knife while riding an electric scooter, according to the Rockledge Police Department. During a verbal disagreement, this Florida man retrieved an 8-inch blade from a…

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