Florida Man, what did you do in January?.. We’ve compiled the stupidest and the most outrageous crimes that the Florida Man did in January.
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Recent January Florida Man Posts
Florida man passes a joint to a cop while illegally parked in a handicapped spot with a gun in his car.
This Florida Man learned karma’s a bitch after parking in a handicap space, because cops busted him for gun and drug charges … as he was backing out of the spot. According to the police report, officers spotted the rapper’s Porsche…
Florida man arrested at Waffle House after bacon Tantrum
CAPE CORAL, Fla. – Cape Coral police officers arrested a Florida man at a Waffle House on Wednesday after they received calls about a disturbance. When officers arrived, they said they heard a man identified as 28-year-old Florda man yelling…
Florida Man Steals Floating Tiki Bar, Get Lost at Sea, Stays Warm by Lighting Fire to It and Gets Arrested by Coast Guard.
They say the early bird gets the worm, but sometimes he also gets arrested. On Jan. 13 at 8 a.m., the U.S. Coast Guard found a man slumped over the wheel of a stolen, floating tiki hut. The hut was…
Florida man chews up police car Seat after Cocaine Arrest
HOMESTEAD, Fla. — A Florida man was arrested Thursday night after more than 40 grams of cocaine were found in his possession during a traffic stop near in the Florida Keys, but not before he decided to eat part of the…
Florida Man Says the Three Syringes Found in His Rectum Weren’t His
A Clearwater, Florida man attempted a bold strategy after deputies discovered syringes in his rectum as he was being booked into the Pinellas County Jail. He just told deputies they weren’t his. The Pinella County Sheriff’s Office said this Florida…
Florida man awoke last Tuesday to discover another Florida man at the foot of his bed sucking on his toes
A snoozing Florida man received a very rude awakening on Christmas Eve — from a creepy burglar sucking on his toes. The startled Bradenton resident then asked the sicko what he was doing, to which the stranger replied that he…
Florida Man pretends to be prosecutor, tries to drop charges against himself
DAYTONA BEACH — This Florida Man (FM) came up with what appeared to be a sure fire way to win his criminal case in which he was accused of threatening or extorting Jon Hall Chevrolet, a report said. Florida man declined…
Florida Man Holding Nancy Pelosi’s Lecturn During Capital Riot Sentenced to Prison
WASHINGTON — A Florida man who bragged he “broke the internet” when he was photographed carrying House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s podium during the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol was sentenced to 75 days in prison on Friday. The…
74-year-old Florida man chased 2 people with knife while riding electric scooter
BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. – A 74-year-old Florida man is accused of chasing two people with a knife while riding an electric scooter, according to the Rockledge Police Department. During a verbal disagreement, this Florida man retrieved an 8-inch blade from a…