World’s Worst Super Hero

‘Florida Man’ describes all the weird news stories about random Floridians committing weird and dumb crimes, due to the state law regarding freedom of press about the fact that every police or court case must be public. Most of these weird stories are usually related to Florida men, gators, boats, the police and drugs.
Origin
Before the creation of the Florida Man meme, the state of Florida had already garnered a colorful reputation on the Internet, with the social aggregation site Fark hosting a ‘Florida’ content tag in the years before the Twitter account @_FloridaMan appeared.
The meme originated in February 2013 with the Twitter account @_FloridaMan, which quoted notably strange or bizarre news headlines containing the words “Florida man”, such as “Florida man run over by van after dog pushes accelerator” or “Police arrest Florida man for drunken joy ride on motorized scooter at Walmart”. The account referred to ‘Florida Man’ as the “World’s Worst Superhero”
Today
Today you have the Florida Man more ingrained in popular culture with sites like the Florida Man Reddit and more spin offs of the Florida Man Meme Twitter account.
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Florida Man who Can’t Swim Steals Jetski and Tries to Float Away Since He Couldn’t Drive it
June 19 Florida Man Ormond Beach, FL – Florida Man stole a jet ski from an unidentified victim on June 6. However, FM was unable to figure out how to drive the watercraft so he tried to float away instead….

Florida Man Buys Meth, Calls Cops To Confirm If Legit, Gets Arrested for Possession
Spring Hill, FL — Florida Man doubted the legitimacy of the methamphetamine he bought from a bar, so he decided to ask the police to confirm if the meth was real. The suspect, identified as 41-year-old Thomas Colucci, allegedly tried…

Florida Man Teen Accidentally Shoots Himself with Stolen Gun, Arrested After Calling Cops
June 16 Florida Man Lakeland County FL- A string of car robberies was reported to have occurred on June 14th, 2022 in Lakeland County. At 9:11pm on Wednesday, June 15th a call came in to 911 reporting an accidental shooting….

Florida Man with 18 Felonies Arrested in Mud after Hijacking Street Sweeper
Daytona Beach, FL – Florida Man and police officer fell into a mud-filled ditch during a chase after FL hijacked a street sweeper on June 13. The suspect reportedly stole the street sweeper in an armed carjacking in Daytona Beach….

Florida man’s flight path spells out “Gay Loser” from satellite photo
Plant City, FL — A Florida Man’s flight path reads “Gay Loser” from a satellite snapshot, as he flew it around Plant City, FL, on Friday night. See reason below. The unidentified Floridian reportedly left the tarmac at 9:38 PM…

Florida Man reports stolen Maserati….. after leaving the key fob inside the car.
Parkland, FL – A 59-year-old Florida Man reported his car missing on June 04 after he realized it was missing when he went outside to walk his dog. According to the victim, he last saw the 2021 Gray Maserati in…

Florida Man Arrested After Calling 911 to Get Ride to Hooters
A Florida man wanted to go to Hooters so badly that authorities say he told 911 dispatchers he needed a ride to the restaurant because his grandmother had just suffered a stroke in the parking lot. Instead, 28-year-old Jonathan Hinkle…

Man flashes teens, jumps in lake, hides under dock to avoid arrest.
Gross… Clermont, FL – A Florida man was arrested after he exposed himself to two teenage girls and jumped in a Florida lake to avoid arrest. 74-year-old Florida man was arrested by Clermont police after he exposed himself to two 13-year-olds…

Florida man charged with pouring ketchup on girlfriend while she slept
PINELLAS PARK, Fla. (AP) — A Florida man is facing a misdemeanor charge for allegedly pouring ketchup on his girlfriend while she slept. Court documents show that the Florida Man is facing a first-degree misdemeanor domestic battery charge for the…