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Florida Man Birthday Challenge

The “Florida Man Birthday Challenge” Is an internet trend where you can learn about the stupid and most outrageous crimes that the Florida Man did on your birthday. Here at Florida Man Headlines, we are constantly updating our database with hilarious stories of the Florida Man doing dumb things and archiving by date so you can easily find out what the Florida Man did on your birthday.

Select or Search your birthday below to see the most ridiculous headlines from your special day. Let the hilarity ensue!

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