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February

Florida Man, what did you do in February?.. We’ve compiled the stupidest and the most outrageous crimes that the Florida Man did in February.

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February
Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza
February 28

A Florida man accused of threatening his family by texting them Coldplay lyrics, and warning them of retribution from his “Nazi prison associates” was persuaded by police to end a standoff in return for a fresh slice of pizza, reports say. The…

February
Florida man arrested for trying to pay bar tab with a rock, and pulling out a briefcase and saying “This briefcase either contains either a bomb or a baby”.
February 24

A judge has ordered a psychiatric examination for a Florida man who allegedly tried to pay a bar tab with a rock, and then made a bogus bomb threat. Cops in Tallahassee, Florida say that on Wednesday, FM, 24, visited…

February
Florida man and his two friends rob a drug store of $320,000 in pills, take precautions like wearing surgical gloves so they don’t leave prints, but toss empty pill bottles out the window of their getaway car, which the cops follow like bread crumbs to their front door
February 19

CLEARWATER — The three men who held up a CVS Pharmacy on New Year’s Day planned their moves meticulously. The robbers hit at 5 a.m. They wore blue surgical gloves so they wouldn’t leave prints. They waved guns at employees…

February
Florida Man in dog costume filmed himself having sex with Siberian husky
February 13

A Florida man has admitted recording himself performing sex acts on his Siberian husky while wearing a dog costume — and posting the revolting footage online, authorities said. This Florida man, 21, of Oldsmar, is facing charges of aggravated animal cruelty…

February
Florida Man Throws Aligator Into Wendy’s For Incorrect Nugget Amount
February 8

Gator wasn’t on the menu but one did make an appearance inside a Wendy’s just east of Loxahatchee in Royal Palm Beach. And it wasn’t by choice. A Jupiter man threw it through the restaurant’s drive-thru window, according to a Florida…

February
Florida Man Steals Car which then gets Catapulted into house by a train, He then tells Police he is looking for his car
February 7

Florida man has been accused of stealing a car that was ultimately hit by a train and catapulted into a nearby home, police said. The man, Bradford Weitzel, has since been arrested on charges of grand theft and criminal mischief….

February
Florida Man hacks bank, tries to steal $7 billion because “Jesus wanted him to be rich’
February 2

LAKELAND, Fla. — An unemployed Lakeland Florida man has entered a guilty plea on charges he made $7 billion in fraudulent wire transfers because Jesus wanted him to be wealthy, court documents say. In a heavily redacted criminal complaint, a…

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