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Florida Man, what did you do in December?.. We’ve compiled the stupidest and the most outrageous crimes that the Florida Man did in December.

The “Florida Man Birthday Challenge” Is an internet trend where you can learn about the stupid and most outrageous crimes that the Florida Man did on your birthday. Here at Florida Man Headlines, we are constantly updating our database with hilarious stories of the Florida Man doing dumb things and archiving by date so you can easily find out what the Florida Man did on your birthday.

Select your December birthday below to see the most ridiculous headlines from Florida Man that day. Let the hilarity ensue!

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September
Missing Florida Man tried to ride Jet Ski to Bahamas despite ongoing hurricane
September 27

A man who may have been attempting to ride a Jet Ski from Pompano Beach to the Bahamas is missing, the Broward Sheriff’s Office said….

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September
Florida Man Substitute Teacher Gives 6th Grade Homework Assignment Pushing Election Fraud Claims
September 6

Today’s lesson is how the Big Lie made it onto a world history study sheet handed out by a substitute teacher in the sixth grade…

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September
‘Gator got my arm’: Florida Man survives 3 days lost in the woods after alligator attack
September 5

MYAKKA CITY, Fla. — For the first time we are hearing from the man who lost his arm in an alligator attack in Myakka City…

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August
Florida man with no arms uses his feet to stab a tourist with a pair of scissors
August 17

A homeless South Beach artist with no arms is facing an aggravated battery charge after police say he stabbed a tourist using scissors held with…

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August
Florida Man Caught Smoking Meth Assures Cops, “It’s Legal Now”
August 9

A Florida Man who was caught in the act of smoking meth told cops not to worry about it, because the laws have changed in…

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July
Florida man wins DUI after driving scooter into Walmart shelves with open bottle of Vodka
July 28

MELBOURNE, Fla. – A 39-year-old man was arrested on allegations of driving a motorized scooter while drunk and crashing into shelves Sunday at a Walmart…

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July
FloridaMan drove stolen truck to Space Force base on Presidential Mission to warn of Aliens
July 25

BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. – An Ocala man was arrested Friday afternoon for allegedly driving a stolen truck to the Patrick Space Force Base in Brevard…

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July
Florida man who owes city $30,000 for not mowing his lawn may appeal to Supreme Court
July 21

DUNEDIN — A second federal court has ruled that a homeowner will have to pay nearly $30,000 in code violation fines because his lawn was…

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July
Florida Man Threatens To “Shoot Up & Burn Down” Subway When Told He Needed To Pay With Cash
July 20

A Florida man has been arrested after losing it in a Subway restaurant when he was told he would have to pay with cash for…

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