Category: October

BUNNELL, Fla. — A Florida man who was driving with a clown mannequin is accused of having a live grenade in the back of his pickup, authorities said. This Florida Man 65, of Palatka, was charged with driving with an expired license for more than six months, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of a firearm,…

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. – A Florida man was arrested Tuesday after being caught have sex with a stuffed animal inside Target. Witnesses told police they saw Cody Meader, 20, take a large Olaf from “Frozen” off the store shelves at a St. Petersburg location and begin to “dry hump” the toy. The police report claims Meader ejaculated on the…

NORTH NAPLES, Fla. – A Naples man was arrested Sunday after using a Kool-Aid packet to steal nearly $1,000 worth of merchandise from a North Naples Walmart. The Florida Man, 37, was arrested and charged with grand theft and shoplifting after deputies said he hid a Kool-Aid packet in his hand while scanning expensive items…

Tacos are not recognized as legal forms of identification in the state of Florida [insert bad joke about immigration laws here]. Florida man found out the hard way after he passed out drunk in the drive-thru of a Jensen Beach Taco Bell and his car caught fire [insert bad joke about Taco Bell’s fire sauce…