Category: April

TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) — A DUI investigation turned into a bomb situation in Wesley Chapel Friday night, according to the Florida Highway Patrol. Troopers said that around 8 p.m. Friday, A Florida Man, 53, of Lutz was driving under the influence when he changed lanes on SR 56 and hit another vehicle. An FHP report…

If you’re at home and hear a mysterious “fapfapfap” noise, it might be a helicopter outside — or it might be this guy. Florida Man, 23, broke into a home in St. Augustine, Fla. Wednesday and was about to masturbate when he got distracted by a green remote-controlled helicopter, according to a St. Johns County…

DELRAY BEACH, Fla. — It was Sunday just before 7 p.m. when the peaceful quiet on the 15th hole of the Kings Point Golf Course was shattered by the sound of gunshots and retirees watching from their balconies were shocked to see a 74-year-old Florida man shooting at a dog-walking neighbor. Deputies arrived to find the victim,…

MIAMI, Fla. – An Orlando man is under arrest after police say he installed a device on a gas pump in Miami and then filled up with almost 200 gallons of gas without paying. According to investigators, Florida Man, 29, on Friday, April 15, is seen arriving at the Chevron Gas Station at 7300 West Flagler…

There will be colorful macaws, lithe lemurs and cackling Kookaburras for sale at an event billed by organizers as “the dispersal of the animal estate of Marvin Hajos.” But the animal that is likely to get the most attention is the giant bird that killed a Florida Man this month. That bird — a hulking, flightless cassowary with a…

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. – A Florida man encased himself in concrete Friday outside the Governor’s Mansion in the state capital apparently to protest prison conditions related to the coronavirus. Tallahassee police spokesman Kevin Bradshaw said the man, identified as 28-year-old Florida man, put PVC pipes horizontally into two 55-gallon plastic drums filled with concrete, with some…

ST PETERSBURG, Fla. (WFLA) — A Clearwater man was arrested Friday night for exposing himself at a Wawa in St. Petersburg, according to police. St. Petersburg police said Florida Man, 39, was driving around the gas station on 4th Street North before he pulled up alongside a person at the gas pumps. FM then masturbated…

GULFPORT, Fla. (AP) — Authorities in Florida say a 71-year-old Florida man filled a squirt gun with urine and sprayed a woman who was walking her dog. Gulfport police said in an arrest report that the Florida Man approached the woman on Sunday and squirted her several times with urine. The report says the Florida…

Lake County deputies said a shirtless Florida man broke into a closed restaurant Thursday and helped himself to some desserts. Deputies said a security camera showed the Florida Man, 42, burglarizing the Red Wing Restaurant in Groveland. The restaurant’s owner told police that FM broke into the restaurant through a back porch screen. The Florida…

BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. – A Florida man yelling obscenities, calling himself a saint and threatening to send his turtle army to destroy everyone has been arrested, according to an affidavit from the Indialantic Police Department. Officers responded to at least seven calls about disturbances at Starbucks Coffee, Surfanista Café and Sassy Granny’s Smoothies along N. Miramar…

A 16-year-old was killed as he and another teen took turns firing guns at each other while wearing body armor, according to police in Florida. The shooter and another teen have been arrested in connection with the death. Joshua Vining and Colton Whitler, both 17, were arrested Thursday, the Belleview Police Department said in a press…

NAPLES, Fla. – Nothing will come between a Florida man and his spaghetti; not even a fork. Police in Naples were called to the local Olive Garden Sunday after reports that a man was causing a disturbance. When the cops arrived, they found Ben Padgett, 32, sitting shirtless near the front door and eating spaghetti with his…

WINTER HAVEN, FL — A Florida man (FM) allegedly drove a stolen jeep back to the scene of his crime recently to ask if anybody found his missing cellphone “which was pinging back to the residence,” according to police. When 25-year-Old Florida man arrived at the home of the victim on March 24 in the…