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Missing Florida Man tried to ride Jet Ski to Bahamas despite ongoing hurricane
A man who may have been attempting to ride a Jet Ski from Pompano Beach to the Bahamas is missing, the Broward Sheriff’s Office said. Authorities are trying to find the 52-year-old man, Charles Walker, who was last seen about 5 p.m. Friday in Pompano Beach in the 3200 block of Northeast 16th Street, a…
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Florida Man Substitute Teacher Gives 6th Grade Homework Assignment Pushing Election Fraud Claims
Today’s lesson is how the Big Lie made it onto a world history study sheet handed out by a substitute teacher in the sixth grade at the R. Dan Nolan Middle School in Bradenton, Florida, on Wednesday. It was a take-home sheet headed “How Does a Historian Work?” and it was meant to prepare students…
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‘Gator got my arm’: Florida Man survives 3 days lost in the woods after alligator attack
MYAKKA CITY, Fla. — For the first time we are hearing from the man who lost his arm in an alligator attack in Myakka City earlier this summer. Eric Merda who’s still adjusting to life with one arm, says he spent three grueling days in the swamp after a gator bit his arm off when…
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Florida man with no arms uses his feet to stab a tourist with a pair of scissors
A homeless South Beach artist with no arms is facing an aggravated battery charge after police say he stabbed a tourist using scissors held with his feet. Jonathan Dale Crenshaw, 46, was arrested Tuesday in the 200 block of Lincoln Road, according to an arrest report. Cesar Coronado, 22, was asking Crenshaw for directions when…
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Florida Man Caught Smoking Meth Assures Cops, “It’s Legal Now”
A Florida Man who was caught in the act of smoking meth told cops not to worry about it, because the laws have changed in his favor. 31-year-old Enzo Zabala-Cardozo was caught by officers in St. Petersburg with a glass pipe up to his lips, trying to light the contents inside on August 4th. According to…
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Florida man wins DUI after driving scooter into Walmart shelves with open bottle of Vodka
MELBOURNE, Fla. – A 39-year-old man was arrested on allegations of driving a motorized scooter while drunk and crashing into shelves Sunday at a Walmart in Melbourne, police said. According to Melbourne police, the man was driving a Walmart scooter and had his open backpack sitting in the scooter basket, where an opened bottle of…
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FloridaMan drove stolen truck to Space Force base on Presidential Mission to warn of Aliens
BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. – An Ocala man was arrested Friday afternoon for allegedly driving a stolen truck to the Patrick Space Force Base in Brevard County on a mission from the president, according to the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office. An arrest affidavit said Corey Johnson, 29, allegedly stole a 2013 Ford F150 from Riviera Beach,…
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Florida man who owes city $30,000 for not mowing his lawn may appeal to Supreme Court
DUNEDIN — A second federal court has ruled that a homeowner will have to pay nearly $30,000 in code violation fines because his lawn was overgrown in 2018, affirming a lower court’s ruling from last year. James Ficken, 72, sued Dunedin in 2019 after the city moved to foreclose on his home, setting off a…
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Florida Man Threatens To “Shoot Up & Burn Down” Subway When Told He Needed To Pay With Cash
A Florida man has been arrested after losing it in a Subway restaurant when he was told he would have to pay with cash for his footlong sandwich. On Tuesday, July 19, 2022, Deputy Rashard Fleming with the Suwannee County Sheriff’s Office was dispatched to the Subway restaurant on US 129 North regarding a man…
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Pastor Florida Man arrested and charged for masturbating on Starbucks patio — for the second time
OSCEOLA COUNTY, Fla. — A Kissimmee pastor who teaches online ministry classes was arrested Monday for exposing himself and performing a sex act on himself at a Starbucks store, deputies said. The Osceola County Sheriff’s Office said they were called to the store on West Osceola Parkway between John Young Parkway and Orange Blossom Trail…
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