Author: Gary from Goodland

Crazy Florida Man

Florida man arrested for trying to pay bar tab with a rock, and pulling out a briefcase and saying “This briefcase either contains either a bomb or a baby”.

A judge has ordered a psychiatric examination for a Florida man who allegedly tried to pay a bar tab with a rock, and then made a bogus bomb threat. Cops in Tallahassee, Florida say that on Wednesday, FM, 24, visited the 4th Quarter Bar & Grill and rung up a $10 tab. When it came…

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Florida man and his two friends rob a drug store of $320,000 in pills, take precautions like wearing surgical gloves so they don’t leave prints, but toss empty pill bottles out the window of their getaway car, which the cops follow like bread crumbs to their front door

CLEARWATER — The three men who held up a CVS Pharmacy on New Year’s Day planned their moves meticulously. The robbers hit at 5 a.m. They wore blue surgical gloves so they wouldn’t leave prints. They waved guns at employees and bound several of them with zip ties. Detectives would later review store surveillance video…

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Florida Man in dog costume filmed himself having sex with Siberian husky

A Florida man has admitted recording himself performing sex acts on his Siberian husky while wearing a dog costume — and posting the revolting footage online, authorities said. This Florida man, 21, of Oldsmar, is facing charges of aggravated animal cruelty and 10 counts of prohibition of certain acts in connection with obscene materials after his…

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Florida Man Throws Aligator Into Wendy’s For Incorrect Nugget Amount

Gator wasn’t on the menu but one did make an appearance inside a Wendy’s just east of Loxahatchee in Royal Palm Beach. And it wasn’t by choice. A Jupiter man threw it through the restaurant’s drive-thru window, according to a Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission incident report. It happened in October, but the suspect was…

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Florida Man Steals Car which then gets Catapulted into house by a train, He then tells Police he is looking for his car

Florida man has been accused of stealing a car that was ultimately hit by a train and catapulted into a nearby home, police said. The man, Bradford Weitzel, has since been arrested on charges of grand theft and criminal mischief. The Martin County Sheriff’s Office said in a public Facebook post that Weitzel stole the…

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Florida Man hacks bank, tries to steal $7 billion because “Jesus wanted him to be rich’

LAKELAND, Fla. — An unemployed Lakeland Florida man has entered a guilty plea on charges he made $7 billion in fraudulent wire transfers because Jesus wanted him to be wealthy, court documents say. In a heavily redacted criminal complaint, a Florida Man (FM) was accused of setting up the wire transfers on Dec. 9 and…

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Florida man passes a joint to a cop while illegally parked in a handicapped spot with a gun in his car.

This Florida Man learned karma’s a bitch after parking in a handicap space, because cops busted him for gun and drug charges … as he was backing out of the spot. According to the police report, officers spotted the rapper’s Porsche pulling out of a Miami Whole Foods lot Wednesday night. Cops immediately recognized the Florida…

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Florida man arrested at Waffle House after bacon Tantrum

CAPE CORAL, Fla. – Cape Coral police officers arrested a Florida man at a Waffle House on Wednesday after they received calls about a disturbance. When officers arrived, they said they heard a man identified as 28-year-old Florda man yelling expletives at the staff about how his bacon was cooked. Officers said FM screamed, “You…

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Florida Man Steals Floating Tiki Bar, Get Lost at Sea, Stays Warm by Lighting Fire to It and Gets Arrested by Coast Guard.

They say the early bird gets the worm, but sometimes he also gets arrested. On Jan. 13 at 8 a.m., the U.S. Coast Guard found a man slumped over the wheel of a stolen, floating tiki hut. The hut was reported stolen by Crusin’ Tikis the night before, and offered little shelter for its captor.…

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Florida man chews up police car Seat after Cocaine Arrest

HOMESTEAD, Fla. — A Florida man was arrested Thursday night after more than 40 grams of cocaine were found in his possession during a traffic stop near in the Florida Keys, but not before he decided to eat part of the arresting officer’s patrol car seat. According to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office, the Florida Man,…

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Florida Man Says the Three Syringes Found in His Rectum Weren’t His

A Clearwater, Florida man attempted a bold strategy after deputies discovered syringes in his rectum as he was being booked into the Pinellas County Jail.  He just told deputies they weren’t his.  The Pinella County Sheriff’s Office said this Florida man, 40, was arrested on Friday on an outstanding warrant stemming from a previous drug…

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Florida man awoke last Tuesday to discover another Florida man at the foot of his bed sucking on his toes

A snoozing Florida man received a very rude awakening on Christmas Eve — from a creepy burglar sucking on his toes. The startled Bradenton resident then asked the sicko what he was doing, to which the stranger replied that he “was there to suck toes,” the Bradenton Herald reported, citing an incident report by the Manatee…

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Florida Man pretends to be prosecutor, tries to drop charges against himself

DAYTONA BEACH — This Florida Man (FM) came up with what appeared to be a sure fire way to win his criminal case in which he was accused of threatening or extorting Jon Hall Chevrolet, a report said. Florida man declined to file criminal charges against himself, the report said. Only problem is this FM can’t…

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Florida Man Holding Nancy Pelosi’s Lecturn During Capital Riot Sentenced to Prison

WASHINGTON — A Florida man who bragged he “broke the internet” when he was photographed carrying House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s podium during the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol was sentenced to 75 days in prison on Friday. The Florida man, a stay-at-home father of five boys, traveled to D.C. in support of former…

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74-year-old Florida man chased 2 people with knife while riding electric scooter

BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. – A 74-year-old Florida man is accused of chasing two people with a knife while riding an electric scooter, according to the Rockledge Police Department. During a verbal disagreement, this Florida man retrieved an 8-inch blade from a drawer in his home and “actively followed” a woman throughout the residence in his scooter…

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Florida man arrested after hitting dad with pizza because he was mad he helped birth him

HOLIDAY, Fla. — A man in Pasco County was arrested for domestic battery after admitting he hit his dad in the face with a slice of pizza because he was mad his dad helped birth him. An affidavit shows 33-year-old Robert Houston held his dad down and yelled at him after shoving the pizza in…

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Naked Florida man, high on meth, bites K-9 dog, assaults officer

A Florida man is facing several charges after police say he assaulted an officer and bit the ear of a K-9 dog while naked and high on methamphetamines last week. This Florida man, 38, was arrested Saturday for multiple charges including simple battery, two counts of resisting an officer/ arrest and one count of aggravated battery on a service…

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Florida man robs store dressed as Spiderman

CASSELBERRY, Fla. — A Florida man is behind bars after robbing a store disguised as Spiderman. Deputies said a man showed up unmasked to a Winn-Dixie Wine and Spirits Store in Casselberry, FL on Jan 2nd. He leaves – but then he returns – this time, he’s wearing a Spiderman mask. Police said the Florida…

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Florida man steals all the chicken wings at 7-Eleven

NAPLES, Fla. — A Florida man was arrested Tuesday after stealing all of the chicken wings and other hot food available at a Naples 7-Eleven. The Collier County Sheriff’s Office was called to the convenience store around 8:23 p.m. after a man put gloves on, took the food items and left the store with them,…

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Florida man claims bags of cocaine, meth found wrapped around penis aren’t his

A Clearwater man claims that drugs deputies found wrapped around his penis did not belong to him. 34-year-old Patrick Florence was riding in a car that was pulled over after police say was driving without its lights on early Saturday morning. The driver of the vehicle was arrested by police for DUI and possession of…

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