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Crazy Florida Man

Florida Man Arrested For Practicing Karate By Kicking Swans In The Head

Last week the Orlando Sentinel reported that Orlando Police arrested a 34-year-old Florida Man for allegedly ‘practicing karate’ on swans at Lake Eola Park. Your favorite online karate magazine has the details. An arrest affidavit, from the Circuit Court of Orange County, Fl, states that police were called to Lake Eola at around 9:30am on April 26th after…

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Florida Man arrested for attempted overthrow of Venezuelan government 

MIAMI (AP) — The plan was simple, but perilous. Some 300 heavily armed volunteers would sneak into Venezuela from the northern tip of South America. Along the way, they would raid military bases in the socialist country and ignite a popular rebellion that would end in President Nicolás Maduro’s arrest. What could go wrong? As…

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Florida Man and Woman find eight foot long alligator hiding in their garage drinking Diet Coke

COLLIER COUNTY, Fla. (WSVN) — A Florida couple said an unwelcome scaly visitor made its way inside their garage. The Florida Man and Woman said they were watching TV in their Collier County home on Wednesday night when they heard what they thought was a car accident. “The crash was so big, like wicked,” said…

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Hand grenade found in center console of Florida Man’s car after DUI crash

TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) — A DUI investigation turned into a bomb situation in Wesley Chapel Friday night, according to the Florida Highway Patrol. Troopers said that around 8 p.m. Friday, A Florida Man, 53, of Lutz was driving under the influence when he changed lanes on SR 56 and hit another vehicle. An FHP report…

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Florida Man breaks into house, eats salad, masturbates, plays with toy helicopter

If you’re at home and hear a mysterious “fapfapfap” noise, it might be a helicopter outside — or it might be this guy. Florida Man, 23, broke into a home in St. Augustine, Fla. Wednesday and was about to masturbate when he got distracted by a green remote-controlled helicopter, according to a St. Johns County…

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FLORIDA MAN SHOOTS MAN IN ANKLE, BEATS HIM WITH GOLF CLUB FOR WALKING DOG ON  GOLF COURSE

DELRAY BEACH, Fla. — It was Sunday just before 7 p.m. when the peaceful quiet on the 15th hole of the Kings Point Golf Course was shattered by the sound of gunshots and retirees watching from their balconies were shocked to see a 74-year-old Florida man shooting at a dog-walking neighbor. Deputies arrived to find the victim,…

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Florida Man rigs gas pump to distribute free gas. Leaves with almost 200 gallons of gas destined for the black market.

MIAMI, Fla. – An Orlando man is under arrest after police say he installed a device on a gas pump in Miami and then filled up with almost 200 gallons of gas without paying. According to investigators, Florida Man, 29, on Friday, April 15, is seen arriving at the Chevron Gas Station at 7300 West Flagler…

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Florida Man attacked and killed by pet Cassowaries. Becomes first human killed by the species since 1926.

There will be colorful macaws, lithe lemurs and cackling Kookaburras for sale at an event billed by organizers as “the dispersal of the animal estate of Marvin Hajos.” But the animal that is likely to get the most attention is the giant bird that killed a Florida Man this month. That bird — a hulking, flightless cassowary with a…

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Florida man encases self in concrete at governor’s mansion

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. – A Florida man encased himself in concrete Friday outside the Governor’s Mansion in the state capital apparently to protest prison conditions related to the coronavirus. Tallahassee police spokesman Kevin Bradshaw said the man, identified as 28-year-old Florida man, put PVC pipes horizontally into two 55-gallon plastic drums filled with concrete, with some…

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Florida Man accused of exposing himself, Masturbating at Wawa gas station in St. Pete

ST PETERSBURG, Fla. (WFLA) — A Clearwater man was arrested Friday night for exposing himself at a Wawa in St. Petersburg, according to police. St. Petersburg police said Florida Man, 39, was driving around the gas station on 4th Street North before he pulled up alongside a person at the gas pumps. FM then masturbated…

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Florida man accused of firing urine-filled squirt gun at woman

GULFPORT, Fla. (AP) — Authorities in Florida say a 71-year-old Florida man filled a squirt gun with urine and sprayed a woman who was walking her dog. Gulfport police said in an arrest report that the Florida Man approached the woman on Sunday and squirted her several times with urine. The report says the Florida…

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Shirtless Florida man accused of breaking into restaurant to steal lava cake, cobbler & ice cream

Lake County deputies said a shirtless Florida man broke into a closed restaurant Thursday and helped himself to some desserts. Deputies said a security camera showed the Florida Man, 42, burglarizing the Red Wing Restaurant in Groveland. The restaurant’s owner told police that FM broke into the restaurant through a back porch screen. The Florida…

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Florida man threatened to destroy town with army of turtles

BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. – A Florida man yelling obscenities, calling himself a saint and threatening to send his turtle army to destroy everyone has been arrested, according to an affidavit from the Indialantic Police Department. Officers responded to at least seven calls about disturbances at Starbucks Coffee, Surfanista Café and Sassy Granny’s Smoothies along N. Miramar…

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Florida Man Dies As He And Another Man Took Turns Shooting Each Other While Wearing Body Armor

A 16-year-old was killed as he and another teen took turns firing guns at each other while wearing body armor, according to police in Florida. The shooter and another teen have been arrested in connection with the death. Joshua Vining and Colton Whitler, both 17, were arrested Thursday, the Belleview Police Department said in a press…

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Drunk, shirtless Florida man arrested after eating spaghetti by hand at Olive Garden & asking what genitals an employee had

NAPLES, Fla. – Nothing will come between a Florida man and his spaghetti; not even a fork. Police in Naples were called to the local Olive Garden Sunday after reports that a man was causing a disturbance. When the cops arrived, they found Ben Padgett, 32, sitting shirtless near the front door and eating spaghetti with his…

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Florida man tells cops the ‘fake urine’ he’s carrying around is NOT for his work drug test. Instead, it’s for ‘role play’ activities he and his wife enjoy.

ST. LUCIE COUNTY — A Florida man arrested after a traffic crash explained that fake urine found in his vehicle was for “role play” that he and his wife enjoy, according to an affidavit. This Florida Man, 29, gave the explanation to St. Lucie County sheriff’s investigators after a March 12 crash at Kings Highway and…

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Florida Man Arrested After Calling Police to Test His Meth to Ensure Its Authenticity

Florida man was arrested after calling 911 to report his recently purchased methamphetamine was fake. He asked the police to test it for authenticity, then bust the dealer who sold it to him. Instead, the caller, identified as Florida Man, was arrested. The Hernando County Sheriff’s Office said deputies were dispatched a Spring Hill home…

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Florida man Tries to Board a Plane With a Rocket Launcher

ALLENTOWN, Pa. (AP) — A Florida man’s plans to bring a military rocket-propelled grenade launcher back home were shot down after security screeners at a Pennsylvania airport spotted the non-functioning weapon in his checked bag. The Transportation Security Administration says the unassembled parts of the launcher and a replica grenade were found on Monday when…

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Nearly naked Florida Man seen riding a bicycle backwards down the freeway in traffic

The semi-nude Florida Man cyclist has struck again. A man wearing a headband, hot pink socks and sneakers and we believe a thong was spotted riding a bicycle backwards Sunday on Interstate 95 “He coming. Watching this s—,’’ said the driver in a video he recorded of the bicycle man. Laughing in the video, he…

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Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza

A Florida man accused of threatening his family by texting them Coldplay lyrics, and warning them of retribution from his “Nazi prison associates” was persuaded by police to end a standoff in return for a fresh slice of pizza, reports say. The Florida Man, under the belief that SWAT team negotiators were ready to hand him one…

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