Author: Gary from Goodland

BROWARD COUNTY, Fla. – A man in South Florida had his hand blown off by fireworks on Saturday, according to the Broward Sheriff’s Office. Deputies said they were notified shortly after 1 a.m. when they received a medical call regarding an incident involving fireworks on North State Road 7 in Lauderdale Lakes.  Broward Sheriff Fire…

A Florida Man tried to steal a $10,000 R2-D2 Droid from Disney World, while his application to the park’s security team is still pending because he wanted to secure a better-paying spot.  Obviously, it didn’t work. The police were called on May 31 to respond to a possible grand theft at the Swan and Dolphin…

June 23 Florida Man — A Florida Man robbed a customer from Wendy’s after the victim refused to buy him some chicken nuggets last Thursday, June 23. According to the police report, Florida Man allegedly approached the unsuspecting victim outside of Wendy’s as he was getting out of his car, to ask if he could…

MIAMI, Fla. – A Florida rapper was arrested in Miami over the weekend after leading authorities on a jet ski chase. According to the arrest report, authorities approached Nehemiah Harden, 19, known by his stage name SpotemGottem, while he was in a restricted speed zone at the Marine Stadium Basin. Soon after, the baby face…

June 26 Florida Man — “Closeted” Florida Man arrested in hot water.  Florida Man from Polk County, FL tried to hide from the cops by hiding inside the closet—literally. The deputies from the local police had FM’s warrant for burglary and grand theft, so they paid a visit to his Meadow Oak Circle home to…

Ahead of the weekend of the fourth of July, America’s independence day, residents of a Cape Coral canal in Florida were woken up by “fireworks”, but not what you’re thinking of. On the night of June 25, Sara Warnecke could hear a man screaming very loudly at 3 am in night. When she went out,…

June 19 Florida Man Ormond Beach, FL – Florida Man stole a jet ski from an unidentified victim on June 6. However, FM was unable to figure out how to drive the watercraft so he tried to float away instead. The Ormond Bay Police Department quickly rushed to the scene and found 48-year-old Ronald Williams,…

Spring Hill, FL — Florida Man doubted the legitimacy of the methamphetamine he bought from a bar, so he decided to ask the police to confirm if the meth was real.  The suspect, identified as 41-year-old Thomas Colucci, allegedly tried some of his newly acquired meth and was disappointed with the high so wanted to…

June 16 Florida Man Lakeland County FL- A string of car robberies was reported to have occurred on June 14th, 2022 in Lakeland County. At 9:11pm on Wednesday, June 15th a call came in to 911 reporting an accidental shooting. Upon arrival, Police found an injured teen suffering from a single gunshot wound to the…

Daytona Beach, FL – Florida Man and police officer fell into a mud-filled ditch during a chase after FL hijacked a street sweeper on June 13. The suspect reportedly stole the street sweeper in an armed carjacking in Daytona Beach. A BOLO (Be-On-The-Lookout) was issued for Florida Man, describing him as a “light-skinned black male…

Plant City, FL — A Florida Man’s flight path reads “Gay Loser” from a satellite snapshot, as he flew it around Plant City, FL, on Friday night. See reason below. The unidentified Floridian reportedly left the tarmac at 9:38 PM and flew in circles (literally) for roughly two and a half hours. The aircraft, which…

Parkland, FL – A 59-year-old Florida Man reported his car missing on June 04 after he realized it was missing when he went outside to walk his dog. According to the victim, he last saw the 2021 Gray Maserati in his driveway the day before.  However, once the investigation was ongoing, the victim realized that…

A Florida man wanted to go to Hooters so badly that authorities say he told 911 dispatchers he needed a ride to the restaurant because his grandmother had just suffered a stroke in the parking lot. Instead, 28-year-old Jonathan Hinkle got a ride to the Brevard County Jail Tuesday night. Hinkle made the call back…

Gross… Clermont, FL – A Florida man was arrested after he exposed himself to two teenage girls and jumped in a Florida lake to avoid arrest. 74-year-old Florida man was arrested by Clermont police after he exposed himself to two 13-year-olds before jumping into Lake Minneola and hiding under a boat dock to evade arrest. According…

PINELLAS PARK, Fla. (AP) — A Florida man is facing a misdemeanor charge for allegedly pouring ketchup on his girlfriend while she slept. Court documents show that the Florida Man is facing a first-degree misdemeanor domestic battery charge for the encounter that took place last Sunday. According to an arrest report, FM’s girlfriend of 11…

He went off the deep end. A Florida man famed for his intense loathing of former President Donald Trump has been banned from a community pool after berating a woman for her “Joe Biden Sucks” T-shirt, according to a report. Ed McGinty, 74, has long been known in The Villages for plastering his golf cart…

Some people may live by the credo that no time is a bad time for pizza, but apparently Florida law says otherwise. The Florida man, a 50-year-old from Treasure Island, was arrested last week for throwing a slice of pizza at his roommate.  On June 3, Plunkett began arguing with Brenda Fiejdasz about pizza inside the…

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. – Two people inside an SUV were discovered naked after a crash between the vehicle and a FedEx truck Thursday evening and it’s what was going on inside that may have caused the collision, according to officials. At the time of the crash, the woman inside the SUV was performing oral sex…

An argument between two men on the green at The Villages over golf etiquette led to one of them facing a battery charge, according to Sumter County deputies.Florida Man, 77, entered a not guilty plea for his alleged crime against his 84-year-old friend, court documents filed in late May confirmed. According to an arrest affidavit,…

A St. Johns County man was arrested Wednesday after police say he struck a child for “eating all the Cheez-Its and drinking all the tea.” The Florida man, 58, of St. Augustine, faces a charge of cruelty toward a child after a St. Johns County Sheriff’s Office deputy responded to a call to his home in…