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Florida Man, what did you do in August?.. We’ve compiled the stupidest and the most outrageous crimes that the Florida Man did in August.

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August
Florida man jailed after dispute over hedgehog leads to armed confrontation
August 1

GREENACRES, Fla. – A South Florida man was arrested on aggravated assault charges after he armed himself with a machete and a baseball bat during a dispute with his son about a hedgehog, authorities said. The Florida man, 53, was…

August
Florida Man causes $100k in damage to Walmart liquor store under construction with hotwired forklift; gives police his name as “Alice Wonderland” and says a hookah-smoking caterpillar told him to do it
August 13

CRESTVIEW, Florida (WKRG) — According to Crestview police, a 32-year old Freeport man is in custody following a Saturday night rampage. The rampage caused more than $100,000 in damage to the liquor store under construction at the Crestview Wal-mart and…

August
Florida man with no arms uses his feet to stab a tourist with a pair of scissors
August 17

A homeless South Beach artist with no arms is facing an aggravated battery charge after police say he stabbed a tourist using scissors held with his feet. Jonathan Dale Crenshaw, 46, was arrested Tuesday in the 200 block of Lincoln…

August
Florida man claiming to be Alice in Wonderland says ‘hookah-smoking caterpillar’ told him to destroy liquor store with forklift: Cops
August 14

CRESTVIEW, Fla. — A Florida man arrested for destroying a liquor store under construction told police he was Alice in Wonderland and that a “hookah-smoking caterpillar” ordered him to attack the site. Crestview police said in a post on Facebook…

August
Florida man bites off friend’s ear in fight over woman in wheelbarrow
August 6

A Florida man is accused of biting off part of a man’s ear during a fight over a mutual friend he was pushing in a wheelbarrow. The group of friends were on vacation in the Florida Keys when authorities say…

August
Florida Man Caught Smoking Meth Assures Cops, “It’s Legal Now”
August 9

A Florida Man who was caught in the act of smoking meth told cops not to worry about it, because the laws have changed in his favor. 31-year-old Enzo Zabala-Cardozo was caught by officers in St. Petersburg with a glass pipe…

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