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August

Florida Man, what did you do in August?.. We’ve compiled the stupidest and the most outrageous crimes that the Florida Man did in August.

The “Florida Man Birthday Challenge” Is an internet trend where you can learn about the stupid and most outrageous crimes that the Florida Man did on your birthday. Here at Florida Man Headlines, we are constantly updating our database with hilarious stories of the Florida Man doing dumb things and archiving by date so you can easily find out what the Florida Man did on your birthday.

Select your August birthday below to see the most ridiculous headlines from your special day. Let the hilarity ensue!

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August
Florida man jailed after dispute over hedgehog leads to armed confrontation
August 1

GREENACRES, Fla. – A South Florida man was arrested on aggravated assault charges after he armed himself with a machete and a baseball bat during a dispute with his son about a hedgehog, authorities said. The Florida man, 53, was…

August
Florida Man causes $100k in damage to Walmart liquor store under construction with hotwired forklift; gives police his name as “Alice Wonderland” and says a hookah-smoking caterpillar told him to do it
August 13

CRESTVIEW, Florida (WKRG) — According to Crestview police, a 32-year old Freeport man is in custody following a Saturday night rampage. The rampage caused more than $100,000 in damage to the liquor store under construction at the Crestview Wal-mart and…

August
Florida man bites off friend’s ear in fight over woman in wheelbarrow
August 6

A Florida man is accused of biting off part of a man’s ear during a fight over a mutual friend he was pushing in a wheelbarrow. The group of friends were on vacation in the Florida Keys when authorities say…

August
Florida man claiming to be Alice in Wonderland says ‘hookah-smoking caterpillar’ told him to destroy liquor store with forklift: Cops
August 14

CRESTVIEW, Fla. — A Florida man arrested for destroying a liquor store under construction told police he was Alice in Wonderland and that a “hookah-smoking caterpillar” ordered him to attack the site. Crestview police said in a post on Facebook…

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