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Florida Man, what did you do in April?.. We’ve compiled the stupidest and the most outrageous crimes that the Florida Man did in April.

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April
Hand grenade found in center console of Florida Man’s car after DUI crash
April 30

TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) — A DUI investigation turned into a bomb situation in Wesley Chapel Friday night, according to the Florida Highway Patrol. Troopers said that around 8 p.m. Friday, A Florida Man, 53, of Lutz was driving under the…

April
Florida Man breaks into house, eats salad, masturbates, plays with toy helicopter
April 29

If you’re at home and hear a mysterious “fapfapfap” noise, it might be a helicopter outside — or it might be this guy. Florida Man, 23, broke into a home in St. Augustine, Fla. Wednesday and was about to masturbate…

April
FLORIDA MAN SHOOTS MAN IN ANKLE, BEATS HIM WITH GOLF CLUB FOR WALKING DOG ON  GOLF COURSE
April 26

DELRAY BEACH, Fla. — It was Sunday just before 7 p.m. when the peaceful quiet on the 15th hole of the Kings Point Golf Course was shattered by the sound of gunshots and retirees watching from their balconies were shocked to see…

April
Florida Man rigs gas pump to distribute free gas. Leaves with almost 200 gallons of gas destined for the black market.
April 25

MIAMI, Fla. – An Orlando man is under arrest after police say he installed a device on a gas pump in Miami and then filled up with almost 200 gallons of gas without paying. According to investigators, Florida Man, 29, on…

April
Florida Man attacked and killed by pet Cassowaries. Becomes first human killed by the species since 1926.
April 24

There will be colorful macaws, lithe lemurs and cackling Kookaburras for sale at an event billed by organizers as “the dispersal of the animal estate of Marvin Hajos.” But the animal that is likely to get the most attention is…

April
Florida man encases self in concrete at governor’s mansion
April 17

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. – A Florida man encased himself in concrete Friday outside the Governor’s Mansion in the state capital apparently to protest prison conditions related to the coronavirus. Tallahassee police spokesman Kevin Bradshaw said the man, identified as 28-year-old Florida…

April
Florida Man accused of exposing himself, Masturbating at Wawa gas station in St. Pete
April 17

ST PETERSBURG, Fla. (WFLA) — A Clearwater man was arrested Friday night for exposing himself at a Wawa in St. Petersburg, according to police. St. Petersburg police said Florida Man, 39, was driving around the gas station on 4th Street…

April
Florida man accused of firing urine-filled squirt gun at woman
April 16

GULFPORT, Fla. (AP) — Authorities in Florida say a 71-year-old Florida man filled a squirt gun with urine and sprayed a woman who was walking her dog. Gulfport police said in an arrest report that the Florida Man approached the…

April
Shirtless Florida man accused of breaking into restaurant to steal lava cake, cobbler & ice cream
April 15

Lake County deputies said a shirtless Florida man broke into a closed restaurant Thursday and helped himself to some desserts. Deputies said a security camera showed the Florida Man, 42, burglarizing the Red Wing Restaurant in Groveland. The restaurant’s owner…

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