Florida Man In His Underwear Hits Deputy In Face With Bible, Screams “I CONDEMN YOU,” Shits Himself

OCALA, Fla. (WCJB) -Marion county deputies arrested a man wearing nothing but his underwear, in connection to a burglary in Ocala.

According to the arrest report, a homeowner said the 39-year-old Florida Man admitted to breaking into the man’s home. He stole clothes among other things.

When deputies arrived on scene last Tuesday, FM became aggressive and told deputies “I condemn you”. He then threw a bible at a deputy, hitting him in the face.

Deputies used a tazer on the Florida man who promptly defecated and took him into custody.

He was charged with battery on an officer, burglary, theft, property damage, and resisting arrest. He was released from jail Monday after posting a $13,000 bond.

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OCALA, Fla. (WCJB) -Marion county deputies arrested a man wearing nothing but his underwear, in connection to a burglary in Ocala. According to the arrest report, a homeowner said the 39-year-old Florida Man admitted to breaking into the man’s home. He stole clothes among other things. When deputies arrived on scene last Tuesday, FM became…