Florida man claiming to be Alice in Wonderland says ‘hookah-smoking caterpillar’ told him to destroy liquor store with forklift: Cops

CRESTVIEW, Fla. — A Florida man arrested for destroying a liquor store under construction told police he was Alice in Wonderland and that a “hookah-smoking caterpillar” ordered him to attack the site.

Crestview police said in a post on Facebook that the FLorida man is accused of breaking into a fenced-in area and using a forklift to cause more than US$100,000 in damage. He faces grand theft felony and other charges.

Witnesses called 911 and police went to the site. The police report says FM aimed the forklift toward officers, who stopped him at gunpoint.

Police quoted the Florida man as identifying himself as Alice in Wonderland, blaming the attack on “a hookah-smoking caterpillar” and saying that he had a problem with “building a place to sell alcohol.”

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CRESTVIEW, Fla. — A Florida man arrested for destroying a liquor store under construction told police he was Alice in Wonderland and that a “hookah-smoking caterpillar” ordered him to attack the site. Crestview police said in a post on Facebook that the FLorida man is accused of breaking into a fenced-in area and using a…

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