Florida Man throws his wiener at local police; gets arrested.

July 4 Florida Man – A man from New Port Rochey was arrested for throwing his hot dog at local police who were warning him against a city ordinance.

Florida Man, identified as Jason Stoll (47) was selling hot dogs on the roadway on Saturday, July 2, even after his street closure permit had ended. 

According to reports, the police asked FM to put his wiener down, but he refused and continued to sell his “goods”.

FM then allegedly became “extremely upset,” and threw one of his hot dogs at the officer who was, mind you, in complete uniform at the time of the incident.

FM was charged with battery of a law enforcement officer, and resisting arrest without violence.

If only FM had donuts, maybe the officer would’ve caught it in mouth instead.

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July 4 Florida Man – A man from New Port Rochey was arrested for throwing his hot dog at local police who were warning him against a city ordinance. Florida Man, identified as Jason Stoll (47) was selling hot dogs on the roadway on Saturday, July 2, even after his street closure permit had ended. …