Florida man accused of firing urine-filled squirt gun at woman

GULFPORT, Fla. (AP) — Authorities in Florida say a 71-year-old Florida man filled a squirt gun with urine and sprayed a woman who was walking her dog.

Gulfport police said in an arrest report that the Florida Man approached the woman on Sunday and squirted her several times with urine.

The report says the Florida man told officers he would “do it again,” but it was unclear what motivated the attack.

He faces a misdemeanor battery charge and left jail after posting a $500 bond. A lawyer for FM wasn’t listed on jail records.

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GULFPORT, Fla. (AP) — Authorities in Florida say a 71-year-old Florida man filled a squirt gun with urine and sprayed a woman who was walking her dog. Gulfport police said in an arrest report that the Florida Man approached the woman on Sunday and squirted her several times with urine. The report says the Florida…